TSUNAMI

A veritable tsunami of culture
 (or avalanche of assholes) continues

this weekend in the cultural wasteland of 

Azzberri Pawk

with a showing of 

ASBURIED

@

The Collective Art Tank

By Steve Harold who was un-able to

attend but his sister did.  That's her on the right.

It was a b/w shorty about how Asbury Park was when it had deteriorated.  Pretty grim.  It was well attended.  A sign of hope.

Years ago I was driving to NYC from somewhere down South.  I was a day early so I decided to kill some time.  There was a sign on the freeway for 

Asbury Park.  I had heard of it because of Bruce Springsteen and the Stone Pony.  I got off and came up thru Belmar.  I stopped at a gas station at 4th

& Main and asked where the Stone Pony was at.  

When I found it I was struck by the urban decay and left.

Years later (Maybe ten) I live within a stones throw of the Stone Pony.  Thank Gawd things have improved.

Bella Agamaom

was showing at "Where music lives"

Ron & his main squeeze

Patricia Arroyo

The "Spanish" artist

attended with me

LOVE/ROSE

AMERICA'S CUP

The vibes are soooo...!!!!

mellow.

People become sooo...!!!

relaxed they nod off

AP CULTURE

The

AZZBERRI PAWK

Culture Scene

3/27/14

SKULL BOY

was

@

Langostas

Good news, heard he had some sales

Left there and headed for

#9

The two Susan's of

Deux Femmes

Gave a talk discussing their

work.

Azzberri Pawk

needs to see more of this kind 

of thing...hats off to #9

Aussie visitor

One of the Susans

ART/LIE

FORBIDDEN

In keeping with the latest trend I've decided that the following words should be banned from the internet when making comments.

AMAZING

AWESOME

COOL

Of course doing that would collapse the

internet.  But...!!! you can't grab hold of the

new till ya' let go of the old so...so be it.



BAN THIS

An ominous trend continues.

Arianna Huffington wants to ban

"kill it".

in business settings

The beat goes on

(Drum roll)

Gotta' go, knock on the door and a drone

outside my window


P.S.  Had a discussion this afternoon in America's cup with Che' Douglass about this.  He asked if the words "kill" and "it" could be used separately, or are they also banned.

VAGINAS

The

VAGINA MONOLOGUE

was presented at  a local restaurant this week.

I had encountered this once before when I was driving cab in Key West, Florida.  The cabs there are allowed to pick up multiple passengers.

First in was a woman who had just come from viewing the play.  I didn't know what it was about so

I inquired.

Soon we pick up two others guys and the discussion became heated.  The woman said it was about empowering women.  One of the guys said woman already have the power.  He called it

"pussy power".

She got out.  He told his buddy that the vagina monologue was a bunch of cunts sitting

around talking about their pussy's.

They had a great laff and got out.

...not gonna' comment on this one.



HYPOCRISY

 

Good belly laff this morning on Huff & Puff. (aka: Huffington Post)  On Saturday (Michelle Obama aka: FLOTUS ) gave a speech at China’s prestigious Peking University in which she promoted the free flow of information and freedom of speech…!!

The article continue saying:  China, routinely filters out information deemed offensive by the government and silences dissenters.

Huff & Puff banned me for life for saying something they didn’t like.  (No it was not IMPEACH BOJANGLES)

They won’t even respond to my e-mails.  Take a look at yourself Arianna.

BAN THE “B” WORD

 

Not 2B confused with the other “B” word frequently used to refer to a female dog.  Saying one “B” word followed by the other “B” word is totally un-acceptable.  A real social faux pau.

I was un-informed about what the controversy was.  So I asked a female reporter for the local (so called)alternative press.

She said it was about women in a position of authority being viewed as pushy and aggressive by male subordinates.   Male supervisors were not called that when they were pushy and aggressive, hence the bias and discrimination. I read something that it inhibits and intimidates younger women from reaching their full potential.

I have said this B4, the speech police are the thought police in disguise.  When someone is allowed to decide what words another person uses they can structure the argument in their favor.

If someone can decide what words I use can I decide what words they use?  Who gets 2 decide who gets 2 say what, when and how?

Out in California in Berkley, the heart of the free speech movement in the 60’ and 70’s “illegal alien” is banned in favor of “un-documented worker”.  I read somewhere that a woman asked the term illegal immigrant be dropped in favor of un-documented worker.  then she asked, “please”.  I asked her to “please” go home. She didn’t listen so…neither did I.

How about “myate nueve”? Or cheap foreign labor and/or SCAB labor? How about mojados or wets?  Do we ban those also?  How many words do we ban? George Orwell said:  freedom of expression is when you can say things people don’t like.

I do a street performance art number called the “last hippy”.  A woman called the police and complained about my sign that said….wife wanted, sew, clean. cook, good in bed.

I was run off the boardwalk because of another sign I had.  Said:  Guilt Free Sex.  Guilt was in small letters.  Over the years when people want their picture taken with me it has been by far and away my most popular sign.  Thousands of people walk by and nobody complains.  One person decides they don’t like it so I can’t show it.  Who is this person to decide for everyone else?  Better yet, they didn’t have to look at it.  They can choose to look the other way.

Suppose that we allowed everyone to choose the words that they want to express an opinion instead of everybody trying to decide what other people can say.  If you fail to tolerate (respect) my right to pick and choose my own words then you abdicate your right to respect.

Remember, the speech police are the thought police in disguise.

Did it occur to anybody else but me that banning the "B" word is in and of itself

"B-word".

 

 

 

 

 

THE LAKE

THE LAKE

Once there was a beautiful lake in the land of a thousand lakes, Minnesota.

It was a lovely lake.  It had clear water, sandy beaches, grassy lawns and shade trees.  People came from miles around to enjoy it.

They would have bar-b-q's, sit on the shore, eat, drink, watch the kids splash in the water.  Some would walk out onto the dock.  Others would swim, take boats out for pleasure and/or fish.

Then along came an artist.  Because he was an artist he had to know truth, so he swam out to the middle of the lake and dived down about twenty feet to the bottom.

He bit the bottom of the lake and immediately started violently retching.  He just barely made it back to the surface where he was drug into a boat and rushed to the hospital. 

He spent three days in intensive care plus another week.  After re-cuperating at home for a month he returned to the lake, swam out to the center, dived down to the bottom.

He did not bite the bottom of the lake again.  He returned to the surface.  He reasoned that he now knew the lake and didn't need to be told twice that the lake did not like having it's bottom bitten 

EXTRUSIONS

JUST JANNA

Janna Manning

by

Capt Flash

ST PATRICK'S

ST PATRICK'S DAY

in

AMERICA'S CUP

Alexis

did the wearing of the

Green

arrrghh...!!!

A fine Irish bonny

lass

ENHANCEMENT

WOLF WOMAN

WOLF ART

Culture rears it's ugly head on the

Asbury Park boardwalk

WOLF ART

was in front of 

ASBURY PARK YACHT CLUB

with his Indian jewelry

WOLF ART JEWELRY

908 581-0588

GREEN

CAPT FLASH

RECENT WORK 3/15/14

RANDOM THOUGHTS 3/14/14

On the importance of 

looking good

is it

good 2 look

or

2 look good

Marijuana Prohibition

breeds contempt

for the law

Courts breed contempt

for courts

Art appreciates

Appreciate art

The vitality of life is

derived from the

opposition 

of

opposites

Does conscious

awareness

evolve

?

The police who are

suppose to

protect 

and

serve

have a license to

lie and kill

you

If the police can

get away with murder

why can't the citizens 

they are sworn to

protect and serve

do the same

?

Equality demands

no more 

gender

discrimination

No more

boys and girls 

rooms

Everybody shares

the same 

room

Did Cinderella's

sisters

attend her

wedding

?

How can you

like the

art

and

not

like

the

artist

?

It's easy to

find fault 

with others

when we

want 

2

The noble nose knows

where the royal hose

goes

Make up should be 

outlawed as

deceptive

advertising

FORTIFIDE REALITY

FORTIFIDE REALITY

is when you

REALIZE

....that two guys packing each others fudge is

NOT

the same as a man and woman creating life.


and


I want to sue that nigger for slander for
calling me a racist

EAR RING

DEUX FEMMES

DEUX FEMMES

@ # 9

Sat Mar 9, 14

Was just about the best

opening/exhibit

I've been to since coming to Asbury Park

The turn out is the best I've seen in a long

time.  Warm night after cold

spell mighta' helped

But I can't say enuff about the art,  surrealistic, moody. ascetically pleasing.  All around well done.

Talent. skill, maturity, message

The welcoming committee was out front

with a big come on in.  So I did.

Looks like a bride with a big sword.

Wonder what the wedding night was about?

They weren't big on party favors

Mother of your children...??

Maybe......Maybe not...!!!

Thanx....I'll have a piece

This piece tripped me out...!!

What is happening here?  Where is this at and why are scantily clad wimmen floating, as if in a dream in a pool?  Strange stuff,

This is a must see...!!!!