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Saturday, October 31, 2015

JESSIE

JESSIE

...was a reluctant model at first
but she eventually came around
Lucky us












HALLOWEEN


IN POP'S GARAGE


SUPERMAN 
with very large
cod piece



Ari was packing heat


Jugo O.D. on guacamole
and hallucinated he was

ZORRO

Friday, October 30, 2015

SEX CHANGE


Steve Rogers
producer of

DRIVING NEW JERSEY
for
Public Broadcasting System

showed up in the 
FREE CULTURE ZONE

and did an interview of the Capt

To protest my exclusion from the
cultural Renaissance I changed the
"A" in Sea Change to an "X"

Madison-Marquette found out.  I received an
e-mail from Carrie Turner, Gen Mgr.  It sed:

SEX CHANGE?  PLEASE FIX IT 

I would have but I didn't have any paint.  The ones I used were old and I threw them away.

A couple of days later I walked pass MM.
Carrie came out.  She was pissed.  I was a bad guy.  I told her I would fix it.  She would not give me a hi-five.  Poor sport.  I got some paint and fixed it.

Doesn't matter.  You can watch me do it on T.V.  I believe the air date is Dec 23 on PBS



Thursday, October 29, 2015

FISH

Thursday Oct. 29

was a blessing from the God's
Warm, sunny, balmy 70's
Just B4 November

Couldn't stay in the room.  Had morning coffee on the boardwalk @ Pop's Garage.

Then walked up to the N. end of the boardwalk, meditated a bit then went for a walk along the shore.

I saw a fisherman on a jetty walking towards the shore with a small fish in hand.  I chuckeld.

I had lived on a boat for eighteen years.  I had witnessed thousand upon thousands of fishermen....but!
very few actual fish.

I concluded fishing was not about the fish, but about fishing.  Get away from the wife, etc.

I felt like telling this guy.  Save your time and energy.  A can of mackerel is two dollars in the store.

Later I stopped for a wine in Pop's Garage.

Guess who comes walking down the boardwalk with a
monster fish.  Shocked.  As long as I've been here
I've never seen such a fish caught off the breakwater.







CONGRATULATIONS

Saturday, October 24, 2015

CULTURE COPS

CULTURE COP

NINJA TOP KNOT

Relentlessly patrols the boardwalk
Anxious and overly eager to protect 
the public from the scourge of
culture.



Why?  Cus' he ain't got a creative bone
 in body and is jealous of and threatened by those 
that do

Saturday, October 10, 2015

ZOMBIE WALK

What an excuse to take pictures




I've told you B4 that's not my child










To pooped to participate



Unnh-ooohhh..!!


























Gave me a seat belt ticket in 98'
Never been the same since


Fr. Murphy having a bad day








Been married too looonnnggg...!!!


 Make any money ?













CULTURE COP 
got a little emotional





JOHNNY MAC

The Zombie walk had been cancelled 
do to lack of funds until  generous Johnny stepped 
up to the plate and saved the day.

JOHNNY MAC 

for mayor

A personal

Thanx John

from

Capt Flash

and the

ARTS LIBERATION FRONT

Friday, October 9, 2015

GALLERIES SUCK

When I was a young artist starting out the
galleries wanted "seasoned veterans"  When I was a seasoned veteran they wanted "fresh faces".

If I brought in big they wanted small.  When I brought in small they wanted big.  If I brought oil they wanted water color.  No matter how they said it, it always amounted to the same thing, no.  Even tho they actually never said the word.

The worse of them all was

"Not our direction"

Simple enuff, change your direction.

You go into a gallery un-announced.  There is an intern at the desk.  Short curly blonde with glasses. She has nothing to say about who shows what, but she's a power tripper. The second you walk thru the door, before you've even said why your there, she screams,  ....not our direction
has an orgasm and passes out for three days.

I'm 71 now.  I've heard a sea of no's, no matter how good the art.  I do not have a gallery to represent me.  I sell my art on the boardwalk.

The internet has changed the whole game.  What basically has changed is how we get our imagery.

What is the point of getting dressed, driving across town, finding parking and go into a gallery.  You drink wine, eat cheese, talk to some people, look at thirty pieces of art, then go home, turn on the computer and look at thousands upon thousands of pieces till your eyes fall out of your head.

Creating an image by painting on canvas is obsolete.
Because of that so are galleries.  Their days are numbered.
They're not gone but fading fast.

It's a good thing 'cause most galleries are just someone's power trip.  An excuse to tell someone no.

The power of denial is so intoxicating that people subsidize
the gallery. Such a gallery exists here in Asbury Park.  There are not a lot of them here so it's not hard to figure out which one, has two or three girls working two or three jobs
each to keep the doors open.

The energy you need to expend sucking up to and playing games isn't worth it.

You can waste a lot of time and energy into being rejected (again)

After all it's not about the art but the politics of art.  It's not who you know, it's who you blow.  Think of Andy Warhol

A new gallery was opening up nearby, called

SEAZEN

What's that about?  The Zen of the sea I guessed.  I was 71 with a six page resume'.  I had lived on a sail boat for eighteen years and specialized in mermaids.  What could be more sea zen than that?

I contacted them but got no response.  Tried again six months later.  Included some samples.



A week later I got a reply.  It doesn't fit.
If that doesn't fit, what does?

Go figger






Sunday, October 4, 2015

CHUCKTOWN

I lived in
Charleston, S.C. for 12 years.  The locals call it
Chucktown

It's in the low country and not surprisingly  floods easily. 

When I lived there I drove cab.  I often experienced
severe flooding. drains backed up, etc.

Those folks gotta' being going thru hell

THE END

I didn't have much of an education, so the best
jobs were not available to me.  To survive I drove cab, an essential social job.  I often thought as long as they 
can't replace the driver, I'll have a job.

GUESS WHAT..?

The end is near because the driver less taxi is here.
They're experimenting with it in Japan.  Also just saw
the driver less truck is here.

Shocking but true, human beings are
obsolete.


GENDER CONFUSION

BRUCE/CAITLYN

Someone sed, it's a case of does the king
have any clothes on.

If he does, it's
 Caitylyn

If he doesn't it's
Bruce

GENDER CONFUSION

The politically correct crowd (PCC) would have you believe that boys and girls are conditioned to be, Gawd forbid
...boys and girls.

On the internet there was a story about a guy in England who wore a dress so his son wouldn't feel bad about wearing a dress.

Then Bruce comes out and dresses like a woman.
The only person Bruce is fooling is himself

GENDER CONFUSION

The king

DOES NOT..!!

Have any clothes on

remember

The speech police are the thought police
in disguise

Especially the politically correct ones


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