DUCKLINGS

 (Duck Die-nasty)

 

Little yellow duck

 

alerts some black kids

 

 

...run and hide...!!

...now he wants ....ducklings



MUCKY DUCK

 

DUCK THIS

VICTEM of PROTOCOL

 

Aug 16, 2013

 

  Was a Tues.  I had a 1:30 pm appt @ the Tinton Falls V.A. I got up early, round 8.  I headed 4 the Bradley Beach Food bank.  On impulse I felt like some morning wine.  So I stopped @ the liquor store for a bottle of red.  Fox Horn  Merlot.  It has a twist off top.  Don’t gotta’ carry a cork screw round and be poppin’ a top.

 

The Indian guy who runs the place calls me Baboo.  That’s what I call him.  I took my bottle of red back to the car.  Twisted off the twist off and took a couple of healthy tugs.  Then went and picked up some food @ the food bank.

 

Went back to my room and laid down with the bottle.  I thought I might pick up a little bit of weed on the way home.  Close the door and mellow out.

 

I was a little early 4 the V.A. so I went to the art supply store and bought some charcoal pencils.  2  #4b’s and 2 6b’s. 

 

I arrived @ the V.A. clinic in the Atrium, 55 Gilbert, Tinton Falls, N.J.  I checked in with the seal @ the desk and waited 2b called.  Wasn’t long.  Got weighed in by the nurse in a zebra outfit with matching shoes.  Took my vitals then took me down the hall to the Indian pill pusher.

 

I must digress.  This story gets so funny.  I’ll try to tell it the way it happened, then make comments about a different point of view

 

She is a small woman. We went over my blood work.  Glucose level needs attention.  Do I drink?  Yes, red wine.  Do I smoke?  Yes, marijuana.  I shouldn’t.  Why not?  I asked her if she ever smoked pot? No.  Then how do you know it’s not good 4 U?

 

Next question;  RU depressed?  Sometimes.  Do you think of suicide.  Yes.  Do you want to talk 2A councilor on a screen?  o.k. She jumps up and runs out of the room (and runs down the hall to snitch to mama.  Mama  (another nurse, probably in charge) is a large woman who reminded me of a German hause frau.)

 

I’m escorted 2 another room and sat in  front of a computer screen.  It’s an empty room.  I’m told she is going to the rest room. (Didn’t help, turns out she was full of shit)

 

She returns.  A young black girl.  Maybe a psych student at Brookdale. Am I depressed? Yes.  Have you had thoughts of suicide?  Yes. (Truth is depression comes and goes.  Suicidal thoughts, absolutely and 4 good reason.) 

Do I have a plan? (No.  I had three plans.  Multiple choice.  Pick the one U like)

 

I told them 2 her.  No sooner had I done that then two cops walk in the door and say I gotta’ go with them.  Shoulda’ never sed nuffin.  I’m escorted outside.  While I’m being searched I can see the the big nurse watching me out the window.  Got another one.

 

I’m put in the car and driven to the Riverview hospital in Red Bank.  If I was gonna’ make a break I should have done it B4 I went inside.  Cause inside I was escorted to the rear of the emergency room and directed to a bed in the hallway.  I can’t believe what is happening.  A nurse is standing next to the bed.  I realize she is a guard.  Someone sez:  I should be here a couple of hours.

 

Then comes little fat Pat the orderly.  Wants me to change  into a gown.  I don’t want to, ain’t gonna’ b here dat long.  Pat’s sez:  it’s hospital policy.  Ain’t mine, no.  Pat sez he’s gonna’ call security.  Do it.  He does.  Bunch of older thugs show up and tell me they’re gonna’ cut my cloth’s off me with scissor’s.

 

What was I suppose to where home.  They were gonna cut the black turtle neck sweater (My favorite) that I snitched from the Salvation Army.  When one of the nurses sed she’d go in the rest room and help me change.  I thought going into the rest room with her (She was nice) and changing with her…never can tell.

 

Inside, alone I took my cloths off hoping she would too. 

(Alternate version:  She did and wanted me bad and did some serious gropping.  I told her no, we might get caught if we didn’t come out soon.  I was worried they’d notice the hicky)

 

In the hallway I told one of the thugs fuck you.  In the hallway the nurse from the dressing room sed I’d probably yell @ her if she brought me food.  She then brought a tray and placed it next to my bed. (Why do wimmen always want to feed me?) By now I was too upset to eat.  I went to the V.A. and was kidnapped.  No appetite.

 

A room opened up.  The guards were changed.  The original nurse gave way to an old white haired dude who was followed by a couple of Haiten wimmen who rattled on for hours in French.  Fat Pat listened to his Ipad.  I paced in my room.

 

Finally a shrink shows up.  Young attractive.  Black hair, tights and boots (Better to kick your butt with)  We found a room where we could talk.  She didn’t want to let me go. ( Which nail do you want the poison needle under.  Ring finger, left hand, thanx)  I was concerned the car would be towed.  Then there was Rufus my ferret.  He’d worry if I didn’t come back to feed him and whip his butt.

 

She sed she’d talk to her boss.  She came to the room and told me I have two choices, voluntarily commit my self to the crisis unit or be committed.  1st she would have to call in a screener and have me evaluated. Because one shrink sed I couldn’t go the screener probably would agree.

 

When would the screener b here.  Don’t know, maybe 2 morrow.  He showed up in a couple of hours.  Talked a little then came back and sed I have two choices.  I can voluntarily commit myself to the crisis unit or be committed.  Might b 3/4 days b4 that happened.  then I’d have to get a judge to let me out.  He told me I didn’t want to go there.  Leaving was not an option.

 

Shit city.  I went 2 the V.A. for a check up was kidnapped, threatened 2 have my cloth’s cut off and now I’m, being coerced into staying.  I was worried about the car and Rufus and signed.  Her darkness was gleeful.  I laid down.

 

After awhile some guy named Gus came in.  He sed he was here to take me downstairs (into the dungeon where I’ll never be heard from again.)  I was placed in a wheel chair and wheeled thru a darkened lobby to an elevator that descended into hell.  I was certain the lobotomy surgeons would be waiting at the bottom

 

I entered the door that sed CRISIS.  I was put in a room.  Soon a woman came in, who I’ll call Mountain Mama.  She was huge.  Probably a friend of the devil.

She took my vitals and just stared at me thru her glasses.  I signed some more papers (I probably signed 20 documents while I was there. ) Couldn’t tell you what any of them sed.  I was given back most of my cloths, escorted to a two bed room.  A beached whale was in the other bed snoring so loud the windows rattled.  I asked for a sleeping pill.  It didn’t work. 

In the morning I heard my roomy moving around.  He was talking to someone @ the door.  I had heard trucks outside in the nite.  I rolled over there was a window.  It was lite.  I peeked outside.  We were next to an underground garage but I could see the Navasink river.

 

I got up and wandered down the hall with the other patients.  At the end of the corridor was a activities room.  There was a tray of food for me.  Scrambled eggs, oatmeal and orange juice, maybe a roll. On the tray was a menu that you could order your next meal from.

 

When I finished I returned my tray to the rack and sat down to observe what was happening. I noticed one woman.  She was Latin.  She was bundled up like she was cold. The rest were your basic run of the mill lunatics.  Some Jerzi boys and gurls.  Some older types.  A old lady that let everybody know she was Irish and would be o.k. when she got home and got the right medicine.  Fat & black my roomy, Silly Willy was there.

 

I was aware that there would be group meetings but now it appeared to be free time.  I sat on a couch.  After awhile the woman I noticed came and asked if was o.k. to sit next to me.  She was very demur.  We talked a little, then after awhile she got up and left.

 

2b cont’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MUCKY DUCK'S

DIE- NASTY

 

...has gone viral

 

Shocking report just in

 

DAFFY DUCK

SODOMIZED

 

In public

rest

room

Choices.
Front hole or back ?

 



 

The penis

goes in the

front hole

 

not the

back

 

qwack

qwack

DUCKS

 

Mucky Duck

and the

 

DUCK DYNASTY

 

The penis goes in the front hole

 

Not the back

 

Qwack

Qwack

 

Donald Duck panics

 

"......this guy wants to

 

FUCK A DUCK" 



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Che' Dewglass

 

The

Pirate

Poet

Laureate

of

AP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

POETRY

 

 

I was walking down the street today and an older man asked me about you

We'll, he asked if I was still with that..."pretty lil' skinny thing ?"

I asked, which one?  Then he told me he had taken a picture of us

together, outside the bar across the street a few years ago.

He said it was his favorite picture. That you could tell.

 

We were in love.

 

Then I remembered the night.

I remembered you.

Who I was then.

Who we were.

 

I remember thinking that I could

love you then.

 

I couldn't,

and

I

didn't

 

really.

 

You didn't want

me to

any

way

 

We were just

God's

that happened

to be

clashing

 

But after the flash of this man's camera went off

we became actors

as well

 

An unknowing Versace

and

golightly

lovers

engaged

 

We became a basic story

A man thought enough to think

we'd last

 

That we could love

That we loved

once

 

We became

 

ART

 

If only this once

To this one man

 

We did it

 

The only thing we ever really wanted

What we tore ourselves and each other

apart for

 

Became something beautiful

 

I had stopped listening as the thoughts were

rushing thru my head

 

When I focused again

tears

were streaming down

my face

 

and (you) asked

if I was

alright

?

 

I apologized

and

excused

my

self

 

I needed to tell you

I tried to call you

 

but...!!!

 

you didn't answer

 

So I'm doing this

so you'll

understand

 

You can relax now

Set your blade down

and

breath

 

I will never speak to that man again

I will avoid him if I see him

Pretend I'm getting a call

or

have to catch a train

or that

someone

is

die

ing

 

As long as he never knows

that our love is a

lie

 

Then we can stay art

We can stay beautiful

 

I want you to know I was walking down the street today

and an older man asked me, about you

 

It was beautiful

and

I wish

you

could

feel

it

2

 

 

 

By

Bad

Danny

Brown

 

 

 

 



RUSKI

 

 

SUICIDE

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

BARBRA

Was on the internet reading Huff & Puff

aka: Huffington Post

 

Seems there's another controversy.

Should toy companies produce

plus size Barbies ?

 

 

Not sure 'bout dis one

I'll get back 2U

 

P.S.  I was banned 4 life from commenting

on H.P. because I asked if they thought it

was racist to say

 

IMPEACH BO-JANGLES



THE SAINT

 

Guess Who?

SUBLIMINAL

Does your ad content

have a

 

Sexual

 

Psychological

 

and/or

 

Emotional

 

Hook

 

If not, why not ?

 

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2 get more

 

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BUCK

 



DEPRESSION

It's depressing when you realize

that at least a third of the hits on

 

ALF's

 

site

are from

from the

 

NSA

 

spying

on

 

me

!

 

I know your watching.

You think I'm gonna'

do sumptin'

dumb.

?

 

You wanna' use the camera on my

computer to watch a hairy old

man walk around the room naked?

 

Did you get off?

 

Do you know what porn I

watch

?

 

I'll tell you if you let me

know what you've

been watchin'

 

We might like the

same thing.

 

Maybe we should

watch porn together

 

Later on

 



BIZZAR

Check my stats 2 day

Visitors by

country

 

RUSSIA 74

UKRAINE 37

US 30

GERMANY 7

MALAYSIA 1

SERBIA 1

 

Both Russia and the Ukraine did  better

than the U.S.

 

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East Block followers

 

I searched thru my art

and found this

 

 

ENJOY

 

RANSOM

DON'T PAY THE

RANSOM

 

I've escaped

 

More 2 follow

soon

LEGALIZE POLYGAMY

If same sex marriage is o.k.

why not polygamy ?

 

Make it equal for men

 and women alike.

 

Who is the government to tell you

 how many people you can marry?

 

I know it is difficult to keep one woman

happy, two is insanity, three is suicide..

 

...but...!!!

 

you have the right to be wrong.

 

NECROPHILIA

 

...and while were on the subject

in the interest of zero waste let's

legalize necrophilia.



PUSSY

 

 

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ROYAL NUTS

Seems the queen mum got her panties

wadded up in a royal snit.

 

She likes to nibble on nuts, so her staff  set out bowls of nuts in what is called the "queens corridors" in

 Buckingham palace.

 

Apparently the Bobbies (poleece) who patrol

her corridor have been nicking (stealing) her nuts.

 

To catch the thieves (poleece) she took to marking the bowls so she could tell if they had been hit or not.

 

 

Seems the second you get something, someone is trying to take it.  In this case the poleece, the people who are supposed to be protecting her are

nicking her nuts.

 

Is there no justice in the world ?



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JEFF & KAREN

 

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