GET BENT

SMOKEY

Marlboro Man

Dead @ 72

From smoking related illness on three pack a day habit

SURPRISE, SURPRISE

Claims he didn't make enuff to cover

his doctor bill

Final years spent against smoking

How cool is that?

HAT MAN DO

(What does a tit look like?)

DRUGS

On the front page of the local paper,

The Coaster, it sed:

Neptune (N.J., Danny DeVitto's home town)

seeks $80,000 Grant to "study"

illegal drug use

How do you study illegal drug use?  Do you acquire some illegal drugs and submit them to laboratory tests?  Do you take videos of teens getting hi, ask them questions?  How does it feel?  Do you like it?

Do you hang out on corners interviewing dealers.

How do you use $80,000 to study illegal drugs?  Who gets paid?

Why do you need to study them?  What is it we don't know by now?  What do you hope to discover that isn't already known?

Do you really need to spend that much money on what is already known.

I'll save you some money.  Ask me I'll tell you what you want to know and do it for let's say

$8,000

A massive savings


A careful reading of the article (p 5) sez the money is
to combat drug use among teens.  Someone else sez they hope it would make a "significant difference".


Totally ludicrous.  What makes anyone think that after 40 yrs of failure that $80,000 more will make any difference?


It will make a "significant difference" in someone's
pocket .

ZIMMERMAN

HITLER

was a frustrated artist

So is .G.W. Bush

Now along comes

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Seems George is another 

frustrated artist

He did a painting that sold for

$100,099.99

Pretty good for first time.  That inspired

him.  He did another one of

Angela Corey 

The Florida State prosecutor who

prosecuted him.

(Which is not 2B confused with

persecution)

Un-oh...!! like Sheperd Fairy he used

a picture copyrighted by AP for

his source material.

That's a no-no George.

AP sez they'll sue if he sells it.

Art continues it's spiral nose dive

into the muck of the cultural swamp

Stand by for splash and sucking sound

RECENT DIGITAL 1/21/14

LETHAL COCKTAIL

Man Executed

with "lethal" untested

DRUG COCKTAIL

SUCCESS

It worked.  

Demand soars

JERZI BOY

JERZI BOUY

I COULD HAVE BEEN A

CONTENDER

KRUCIFI CHRISTY

The

KRUCIFI CHRISTY

MOVEMENT

...picks up steam in parts of NJ

Flash mobs hit the GW Bridge with

chants of

KRUCIFI 

CHRISTY

It's a long road to the White House

Specially when you got to cross over a

bridge, but can't...'cause of

LAME CLOSURE

....goes around guv...!!!

....and what ever you do, remember

...don't cross your bridges till you come to them

SUBLIMINAL SEDUCTION

The

ART

of

SUBLIMINAL

SEDUCTION

There is a book out, titled

SUBLIMINAL SEDUCTION

by

Bryan Keys

The tricks, advertisers use to get you to buy their product.  I knew Bryan.  We exchanged ideas then went our separate ways.

Over the years I evolved my own ideas in terms of 

shapes, near shapes, colors, and the psychology 

of seeing

It is better to 

tickle the trigger

than to

trip it.

The

ANCHORS

BEND

The Art of 

Subliminal 

Seduction

by

Capt Flash

CLOSURE

GALLERIES

That have come and gone since

I've been around

Asbury Park

(3/4 years)

MATTISON

BULL DOG CLIP

DOUG Z

RE-BEARTH

SICA

RUEBEN'S WORLD

BIRD

GALLERY 13
KNOWLEDGE-BENNET

Does that sound like AP

supports the arts

?

CHRIST (Y) COMIX

TIO TOM

CRUCIFIXION

Everyone knows that ducks

die a nasty death 

but.!!!

There are certain rules to be followed

No erections while being crucified

No viagra drips allowed

Erections lasting more than  four hours

will be cut off, period

No photos or videos permitted

and the

floggings will continue

until

morale improves

DUCK

POOCH POOP

POOCH POOP

Scientist have discovered that dogs 

poop on the axis of true North

Never get lost again when you have your true North poopin' friend with you

COPULATIN'

COPULATING

 

does not mean

 

FUCK

the

cops

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...say it ain't so

 

(Why would anyone want to camouflage a cross?

To disguise a crucifixion?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last but not least

 

....don't fuck with

 

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If U do U B sorry

 

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CAN.US.MEX.

CAN.US.MEX.

 

Is coming sooner

than you think

 

 

The common currency

will be the

 

AMERO



DUCKY

BORDER PATROL

True Story - honest injun

 

The border patrol academy was in

Charleston, S.C. when I was driving

cab at night.

 

I would often get calls for cadets there.

Mostly going between town and the base.

 

One night around three am came back with a

cab full of cadets.  I stopped at the

guard shack and was asked where I was going.

 

I told him, "the clown school".

 

He waved me thru without question.

One of the cadets in the back was shocked

that I was waved thru.

 

He asked why I called it the clown school.

 

Ain't no border so you guys got to be clowns,

dancing around, putting on a good show.

DUCKS 1/1/14

Mucky Duck's

 

Die-Nasty

 

 

What's happening ?

 

Kim Jong Un

 

Leader of N. Korea sez:

 

exterminate

factionalist

filth

 

What happens?  A giant fifty foot rubber duck

explodes in Taiwan.

 

...plastering by standers with filthy pieces of

rubber duck.

 

....wa' da' fuck is dat 'bout?

 

Donald and Daffy duck call a news conference to

announce the formation of a

DUCK RIGHTS

Coalition

 

.....but cancel it shortly after announcing their

conversion to Islam then go into hiding

 

In fairness to Kim Jong Un

We cannot prove that the filth involved

was the one he was talking about 

2014

 

.....best wishes

 

Capt Flash/Rufus

4ALF