WARNING

DON'T LET THE

FROGS

OF

DESIRE

PUSH

YOU

AROUND

PHOTOSHOP



HOT FLASH

HOT FLASH

You heard it here first

This just in

The VIRGIN MARY was not a virgin

......REPEAT

NOT A VIRGIN

Recently discovered documents reveal that when asked to

confirm her virginity she replied yes.....

....except for that one time

She claims to have heard that she had to do it three times before it was official

THINGS GET WORSE

Apparently Jesus did not die on the cross

That's right

DID NOT DIE

ON THE CROSS

Instead he went into a coma.  After a good nights rest in the tomb he felt better in the morning.  A passing homeless person heard him and helped him move the stone

When he was thanking him he noticed Mary Magdeline

coming

(pardon the pun)

He asked him to leave because he wanted to suprise

Mary.

He went and hid.  Mary went into and saw the tomb was empty.  When she came out Jesus popped up from

behind a bush

Hallelujah, a miracle.  Jesus done rose from the dead.

Jesus, senseing an opportunity decided to play her

He told her,"......let's get outta' here, these Jews are trying to kill me.

They went and spent the night in an olive orchard.  The night was warm.  The moon was full.  The sweat on her large, ample breast glistened as she breathed in and out.

She had a joint.  He was a thirty-two year old horney, frustrated virgin who had just almost died.

Nature ran it's course.  It was a spiritual experience for her.

When she got her nut she cried out,

........OH! GAWD,

HERE I CUM

Un-fortunately he should not have done it.  His wounds were so severe, the "act" drained him......he expired as soon as he was finished.  He died on top of her. (What a way to go) He was buried in an un-marked grave.

Once was enuff.  She got pregnant and had a little red haired girl who she took to France for safe keeping

BOTTOM LINE TRUTH IS THIS:

JESUS "FUCKED" A WHORE

DON'T LET THE CHRISTIANS KNOW



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wanted

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ART WHORES NEED NOT APPLY

THREE GRACES

MICHAEL PARKES

A Magic Realist

...is one of my favorite artist who has influenced my work

He has a painting called the

Three Graces

(of Venus)

He sez the ancient Greeks had a different interpetation

than the modern one

The three graces of Venus are

SILENCE, HARMONY, ORDER

AMEN..!!

BAD NEWS

HOT FLASH

......it has been reported here that there is now a long

waiting line to get into HELL

In addition there have been "disturbances" because

apparently the devil doesn't know who he working for. 

Protest over living conditions are occuring

regulary

Some people have re-died but there is no place to go except a deeper and darker hell which also is experiencing

over crowding

Watch this site for further up dates

THINK ABOUT THIS

IF JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, WHO IS IN HELL?

Doe's that translate into a license to sin.  Someone tells you your gonna' go to hell for what you did.

Your reply is no I'm not, I got a pass.

Is going to hell "eternal life"?

WHAT IS LIFE ANYWAY ?

Hell fire and brimstone.  Weeping and knashing of teeth
Un-pleasent true.  Tolerable, maybe.

If you get cremated when you die do you cheat the devil?
What are they going to do, re-heat your ashes

Warm enuff yet asshole ?

How un-comfortable can it get?  Whats discomfort in exchange for eternal life.  Where do I sign up ?

Do they feed you?  What's sanitation like?

Could get boring after awhile, but if you can't change it
learn to love it.  Maybe you might meet someone you like.

What's the devils number ?

e-mail: devil@hell.com

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PHOTO SHOP

 

RECENT WORK

No Victem of Denial



La Mosca

CULTURAL OVERLOAD

SAT NOV 6

I tried to OD

on culture

I started with Greg La Placa's

Pottery which moved from the

boardwalk in Asbury Park

to Point Pleasent

I shot up 35 to Red Bank

I finished the night at

PARLOR GALLERY

The Video is posted on You Tube

RECENT WORK

COCK A DOODLE DO

EL TRABAJERO

THE MUSICIAN



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BUTTERFLY



BUTTERFLYS

BUTTERFLYS

When I went to deliver

IMPLICIT IMPLICATIONS

to the

Art Alliance

...I dropped in to the

BUTTERFLY GALLERY

and spoke with

Natalia Belaya

The Owner

I had attended thier opening reception and had posted them on my old site.

Here they are again on ALF

"...your place on-line for fine.....art"

Butterfly

116 Broad St.

 Red Bank, NJ

07701

Natalia Belaya

(732) 650-9636

nbelaya@butterflyfinearts.com

http://www.butterflyfineart.com/ 

ALF

Recommends checking them out.  They have some of the best art around for the serious collector and the common art lover



SAYINGS



RECENT WORK

BONZO



FLY/SPIDER

THE SPIDER

and the

FLY

Once there was a fat, juicey fly that had too much to drink and smoke and was drunk and hi when it tried to fly

Didn't get very far.  Got caught in a spiders web.

It was stuck.  It couldn't get up let alone get loose.

The spider walked over and said hi. 

Got caught

?

Yea replied the fly

To bad said the spider

Why asked the fly

as it started to cry

?

"Cause you a fat juicey fly, thats why"

What's ya' gonna' do.

eat me

?

No said the spider

I'm gonna' suck you dry

The spider rolled the fly over till it was all tied up and couldn't move

...then

It grab the fly and extended it's huge

sucker

The fat juicey fly passed out and prepared to die

The spider stuck it's humongous thing into the fat, juicey fly

and

SUCKED

IT

DRY

That's how the spider sucked the fat juicey fly dry

LESSON:

DON'T GET DRUNK AND HI AND TRY TO FLY

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

EITHER

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HAPPY HIPPO

AWARD

IMPLICIT IMPLICATIONS

 wins a second

HONORABLE MENTION

The first was

MyArtContest.com

(on-line)

The second was

The Art Alliance

of Monmouth County 

There will be a reception for the artist

Sat. Nov. 6

from 6/9 PM

33 Monmouth St.

Red Bank, NJ

Awards will be presented

@ 730 PM