RECENT WORK 4/4/18

2nd LOOK

Some older work that is worth a

2ND look 

PC

Here's some more politically correct perverted logic

Citing research they did...I'd like to know how that was conducted by two guys who want some attention.

Gentrification attracts households from higher socio-economic back grounds they state.

Raising property values and displacing low-income residents

and people of color.

There it is, the imposition of guilt.  Racist. 

All the rich people are moving to poor neighborhoods so they can buy cheap food is laffable and perverted logic at best.

Markets are exclusionary because locals may not (Maybe, maybe not) be able to afford the food that the rich people moved here to buy and may feel excluded from the new spaces they been going to for a long time.

Breaking my heart.  Life can be tuff at times.

There are two farmers market in the area where I live.  I have never seen the slightest hint of what these two guys who need an issue and attention state

Matter of fact the only place I've ever heard of it was in this article.

The social justice band wagon is mighty trendy.

The poor people of color from Haiti and other places are around the corner at the local food bank stocking up for free. No white people in line to make them feel bad an excluded.

NOBODY IS GOING HUNGRY

This was a laffable as the fem nazi's  want to eliminate
the southern Bell culture because it contributes to objective-cation of women

....and white women who do yoga are racist because they claim it is a cultural miss-appropriation.

and the infrastructure is sexist, etc, etc.

SOLITUDE

When I lived on a boat for a long time, people would ask me, don't you get lonely?

I would tell them that what I use to call loneliness I now call solitude.

OWLS

POLICE

...UUNNNH-OOOHH...!!!

BIG TROUBLE NOW

PC

ALF ALERT #23

TOTAL SHOCK...!!!!

The pope sez....

there is NO hell..!!

No hell?  What the hell has been going on all these 

years?  Why did Jesus die on the cross?  Has it been one big shuck and jive?  What next, no heaven?

At the same time Hiedi Klum a hot white actress who was married to a black singer popped the.....

...once you go black you'll never go back, bubble

by openingly dating a white boy.  Gawd forbid.

Who do you thinks stands to benefit from that myth?

JOY VEY 3/30/2018

....AGAIN

Miss Photogenic of

Azzberri Pawk

Always a pleasure to have her grace our blog

FARAKAN

Louis Farakan

The leader of the black Muslims in America

has a take on the current Hollywood situation

He also has be quoted as saying, "kill those that kill you".

Maybe not such a bad guy.

STRIESAND

BARBRA

....shocks the #metoo movement when she 

reveals she has never been sexually harassed.

She attributes it to her large nose. There it is, the miracle cure for sexual harassment.

When I started doing Qwik Sketches in Paris, France 1981.

Left profile, b/w only for a donation it didn't take me long to figure out the one secret.  

Make the noses small, especially on women. Small noses, big tits gonna make me rich.

Seems a lot of people are sensitive about the size of their 

SNOZ..!!

RECENT WORK 3/24/18

PARIS HILTON

...lost her 2 million dollar engagement ring.

(Think ring bling)

while dancing at a night club in Miami.

Hands in the air, waving back and forth

suddenly it's gone.  She should have tied it on.

How can you be so careless as to loose a 2 million dollar ring.

Happy ending.  It was found in an ice bucket two tables over.

I teared up.

RECENT WORK 3/14/18

OPRAH

..puleeze...!!!

give us a break

Be your authentic self.



Don't be a deceitful deceiver.

Don't try to be something your not.

What kind of example is that for young women?

Accept your self as you are

Who would want to vote for an obvious fake?

You say you'll run if God tells you to.  I spoke to her just the other night and she said she had foreclosed on Israel

Be brave.  Be a pioneer.  Set an example of honesty for women by being the first to take a no makeup pledge.

And by the way, straighting  your hair is cultural misappropriation. That's a no-no



OPRAH

...& Whoopi Goldberg

take a "No makeup" pledge

just before converting to Islam

and adopting modest dress



BOYZ & GURLS

DOUGLAS BERRY

...here on the ALF site

Do you miss Doug already?  Guess what?

Good news.  I've done a lot of work with Doug.

Get your DB fix here.


On this site, My best shots of
DB over the years


Dec 3, 2017




DB @ the Annex




2/27/12

 

Original poetry by DB

There are two videos here also

DB doing

Pressed Rat & Wart Hog

3/13/13

&

DB does X-mass

12/18/12

On You-tube> Channel> Capt Flash

DB @ ALF OMN

12/15/14

DB & Joe Harvard

@

America's Cup

10/18/14

DB does Luv #9

10/15/13

DB does Port of Amsterdam
9/26/13

Chew Douglas

8/16/14

DB @ America's Cup

4/19/13

One sour note.  I don't think he finished paying off his student loan.  I could always get a few bucks out of him if I needed them.  Thanx!



The 'ol pirate of the boardwalk is playing the tune you want in heaven now!

RIP o'l friend. 

You'll be missed



DOUGLAS

....Berry

Local poet laureate and n'er do well

bon vivant has passed over the rainbow bridge.

You will be missed.  RIP