RECENT WORK 6/30/11



PHOTO SHOP OP

My white ferret, Bubba Chuck has been trained to

inspect wimmens bra's for drugs.  Here he is

seen in action

(sniff, sniff)



SILVER BELLE /BALLS

RECENT WORK 6/18/11

JENN OF ART

IN ADDITION TO OUR MISSION

ALF

HAS DECLARED A JIHAD AGAINST

CULTURAL FASCISM

and

CULTURAL FASCIST

Our aim is to combat cultural fascism and identify

cultural fascist

One has been considerate enuff to identify himself thus saving us a lot of time and effort

Self appointed cultural fascist "St Descendo"

attempts to burn the precieved witch ( La Gallerista)

JENN of ART

at the stake while fairies farted furiously and eunuchs

recoiled in harror.

He was un-successful.  The fire would not burn

She was just

too........Juicey....!!!

CULTURE CLASH

IS IT A FOOL MOON ?

Must be, 'cause the fecal matter has hit the proverbial fan.

There is a tempest in the cultural tea pot called

Azzberri Pawk

TRI CITY NEWS

The local "fag rag" disguised as an alternative press

lashes out at it's enemies real and imagined

TRI CITY NEWS June 16, 2011

Vol 12, Issue 31 FREE

Pg 9

WE'VE ALL BEEN CONNED

(Worse; we let it happen)

Dan Jacobson (ex-lawyer, publisher TCN) announces his canidacy for state assembly as an independent.

ALF has some dirt on the the real Dan.  Interested parties should contact ALF.

ALF has a question for Dan;  when is TCN gonna' come out of the closet ?

Pg 10; Guest Columnist Saint Tommy DeSeno

Hell fire and damnation, not to mention self righteous indignation.

I think Tommy use to do the

JUSTIFIED RIGHT COLUMN

Tommy was not happy with Ernesto Cullari who inherited his column and Parlor Gallery

He wandered into Parlor Gallery's

DOWN AND DIRTY

exhibition

"My urban sensebilites were offended"

...I was assaulted by

MACRAME' PENISES

and

BEJEWLED VAGINAS

that jettisoned from the walls

(I just experienced a spontaneous emission)

.....they made AP look like Caligula's bedroom and Anthony Wiener's Twitter account

(I came again)

...I would have wrecked the joint

It's Ernie's fault

If I were still here there would be a padalock on that galleries door before first Sat.

...a ceremonious burning of thier literature

(bet he'd burn the witch that runs the space at the stake)

Clearly the influx of "pervert artist" to AP needs a lesson in humility (Hide the pot and porn)

Strange!!!  TCN is constantly chanting the mantra of how the place is better because of the influx of creative and alternative types.  Is there trouble in paradise?

...if the Lord ain't in the mood to do it,

JUSTIFIED RIGHT

WILL DO IT

(Hiel Hitler, Lynch da' nigga's and round up the witches,

gas the jews and send the grints home, amen)

.....it's voyueristic pornagraphy (came again)

..it doesn't belong in a city with forty churches

I'd close that gallery

(Hmmm...!! Not so sure about that)

I'll be back

Amen Bro. DeSeno ALF

is with you

(Anybody for some guilt free sex until then)

All of this in a paper that claims to be  a

progressive liberal publication

....moving right along

Pg 12, St DeSeno takes over the Rainbow Room

usually occupied by that cocksuckin' fudge packin' editor

Silly Steve

(I'm beginning to suspect St. DeSeno has some sorta' hidden influence on TCN)

In 2008 a San Franciso gay men's softball team was disqualified from the gay softball world series

because three of the men were

(....drum roll, hide the kid's) three of the men were...

don't say it, don't say it...bi sexual

The rules say you can't have more than two hetrosexuals on a team.  Gawd knows you don't want to corrupt the fags.

The gay rules commitee saw those men as....don't say it....hetrosexuals

(read: men who ENJOYED sex with wimmen)

There goes society down the drain.  What next?  Babies?

  Can't have it.

The hetros sued but lost.  Something in the constitution called

(right to) freedom of association (I luv it)

You can associate with who ever you want and ...exclude the ones you don't want(Let's get rid of the niggra's)

ALF WANTS TO ANNOUNCE A BOYCOTT OF THAT

FAG RAG

TCN

Pg 14, VIEW POINT by that fake femenist

Gabriele Obre

(Got some dirt on that bitch.

Interested parties should contact ALF)

Seem's the G spot is upset abot the city council takeing credit for the free parking over the holliday weekend

...calls them SOCIOPATH'S

She cites an article by a Tony Swartz that asks;

Is your favorite politician a sociopath ?

He then gives a list of behaviors to define sociopaths,

Conventional appearance, superficially charming (I know him), often highly verbal, promiscous sexual behavior.(Not Ton DeSteno) Manipulative and cunning (our city council?) High sense of entitlement. Lacks a sense of moral responsibility or moral conciousness (so who doesn't?)  Shallow emotions (c'mon G, your hitting below the belt) Callousness, lack of empathy, lying with out remorse, shame or guilt (That's why they're politicians.  Would you rather have Tommy DeSeno)

Interested only in thier personal needs or desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others.
(I just wet my pants)

She goe's on....anyone with a heartbeat can tell you that the parking scheme here has been a total failure

...unless the mayor and council are paying out of their own pocket....they are full of major shit
(He was my commanding officer)

The city is a welfare city,...milking the state.

Taxes could be lessened by by leadership that knows how to make money
(Anyone interested in drugs and prostitution?)

G must have been having a bad hair day



RECENT WORK 6/15/11



J MAC

.....got a little side job @ Johnny Mac's a bar across Main St. from the train station in AP.  Making stuff look old.

Get a chance drop by for a drink and check it out

.......Capt Flash

.....the man himself, Johnny Mac

....she's pouring suds behind the bar.  Drop by for a drink and say hello

....a little bit of ageing



RECENT WORK 6/7/11



PARLOR GALLERY

PARLOR GALLERY

...continues it's downward spiral with it's latest offering

DOWN AND DIRTY

......there was kiddie porn

This old goat was in the back room.  Madame Director

was giving directions to it

Too Tuff Tina was looking good as a

fashionista in a dress of her own design.

I didn't fix the red eye cause it matched



PORK CHOP

ALF

.....is pleased to see signs of cultural life

beginning to stir in AP with the recent edition

of a new mural next to the Bond St. bar by

local artist...Pork Chop

 ALF hopes this is beginning of something

big