ARTS LIBERATION FRONT of Azzberri Pawk: March 2019

Monday, March 25, 2019

IN/OUT

Due to the current politically correct climate

and the manipulation of sexuality your not

In if you ain't out...bout sumtin'

So I've decided to publicaly cum out of the closet

and admit (Drum roll please) my ferret and I

are partners.

The Capt and his first mate Rufus

ACTORS

I've been thinking about the Jussie Smolett

incident for awhile.

The first thought that came to mind was, "actors". I drove cab at night in Hollywood. I use to say there are three kinds of people in Hollywood. Artist, actors and illegal aliens.

Actors were the worse of the bunch. For every "real" actor you got in the cab there were a hundred wanna be's.

I'm an actor, turn left here driver.

What have you been in?

Nothing yet, turn left

…..yo no soy manijero, soy capitan

Translation I'm not the driver, I'm the Captan of the cab..

..so I'll turn when I want.....!!!!

(Credit to Richie Vallens, La Bamba)

ACTOR JOKES

On the sound stage the director is ready to shoot and sez;

bring on the talent. The crew sez, the talents already here, bring on the actors.

Why having sex with an actress is bad news?

They never stop acting

Jussie was an actor. Gays tend to be emotional basket cases about being other than normal. The rest of us are just pawns in their drama. That's why they are called, "drama queens".

As the drama un-folded it read like a soap opera script. Like someone was writing it for a half hour time slot.

When his fake death threat note, in his quest for more money did not elicit a response to gratify his narcists

tendency's he decided to up the anti and create his own

street theater production of the

MAGNIFICANT MARTYR

Jussie Smolett as

innocent victim

Producer, director, star, the camera would be on him.

Which camera? He thought he had picked the perfect spot to record his drama.

Trouble was the camera was pointed away. A small detail he over looked. It was not on him

He sabotaged his greatest role to date.

ONCORE'