RECENT B/W 11/30/13

 

Big Elephant (Close)

8 x 10 (CP) AP 11/13/13

 

 

Republican ?

8 x 10 (CP) AP
11/13/13

PENIS PERSONALITIES

 

aka; Different Dicks

#9

REJECTION

DECISIONS

IN THE NEWS

In the news lately

 

Joseph Paul Franklin

 

Recently executed.  Liked to kill blacks and

Jews. Also shot Larry Flynt

 

What's the connection ?

 

I was with the L.A. Free Press when Larry Flynt bought it.  In an attempt to bridge into the new paper I approached Jay Levine the editor.

 

I offered to confess to being a spy and doing a burglary for the FBI.

 

He liked the idea.  Flynt got shot by

Joseph Paul Franklin

 

The Free Press folded

End of cartooning

(for awhile anyway)

The editor, Jay Levine went on to start L.A.'s
version of the Village Voice the super successful
L.A. Weekly 

 



NUCLEAR JEW

JANE

Boots on the boards with

...not so plain

 

JANE

 

(The Russian Girl, server)

@

POP'S GARAGE

 

 

 

Invites you to come on

down

 

We got a lot of good stuff

2 eat

 

POP'S GARAGE

 

On da' boards

 

Open

4

breakfast

 

Sat/Sun

8am/?

 

 



KISS MY ART

 

is

 

NOW

SHOWING

 

@

 

Kiss My Art

718 Cookman Ave.

Asbury Park, 07712

 

 

 

732 449-6879

CULTURE COP

POPS

POPS GARAGE

 

On the Boards

(Between Silver Balls and the

Asbury Park Yacht Club)

 

IS

NOW

 

 

for BREAKFAST

 

8 AM/ ??

SAT/SUN

 

 

 

 



BOB FORD

 

Bobby Ford sez:

 

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

 

.....but I didn't inhale

# NINE GROUPIES

 

DORIS CHINA

DORIS CHINA

Memorial Tribute

@

629

(AP's version of
Georgia O'Keefe)

 

 

Carlos Peres

(Doris' Husband)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capt Flash & Patrick

 

 

...who thinks Capt Flash

is divine ?

 

 

Her son

 

 

R.I.P.

 

 

 

SPOKEN WORD

SPOKEN WORD

@

 

Kiss My Art

 

11/15/13

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



B T II GALLERY

B T II GALLERY

 

Another new gallery in AP

A cultural renaissance

picks up steam

 

 

 

 

 

Bobby

 

Un-fortunately it is not possible to do justice

to this work here.

He uses “diamond dust” which sparkles when

you see the pictures.

 

ALF highly recommends a visit

 

  347 277-9530

RECENT DIGITAL 11/17/13

 

 

 

 

MAINE MURAL

These guys have been working on this

mural for a long time.

 

Looks like they're close to finish.

 

 

 

Here it is as a slide show.

Best viewed full screen

 



REAGAN

SPOLETTO

BOAT BUM

In the early 90's I had my boat

 

The Sabrina Ann

 

A 27' Newport sloop trailered to

Corpus Christi

Texas

I worked my way along the

Redneck Riviera

and ended up in

 

Key West

 



TAXI TIMES

ADULT STUFF

 

While living in Charleston, S.C. I became frustrated trying to get anybody…somebody to read what I wrote.

I thought…someone could confess to murder and they’d be ignored.

I wrote, “I have terrible luck with wimmen”

The first one was self defense.  The second one was an accident and I had nothing to do with the third one.

 

Visit: http://taxitimesonline.blogspot.com

Search for:

I have terrible luck with wimmen

And if you want to know about me being molested by a huge black woman in a park when I was a young boy, search for

My Dark Secret

UGLY

 

There…but for the grace of God

…go you or I…

REAL ARTIST

AZZBERRI PAWK

NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER

OF A CROWD OF

STUPID

PEOPLE

CAFE VOLAN

Purgatory

for

pretentious

pretenders

(and wanna'be micromanagers)

RANDOM STUFF 11/7/13

DENIAL

is not a river in

Egypt

 

Ignorance can be fixed

Stupid is forever

 

Don't vote

it only

encourages

them

 

Reality is the leading

cause of stress

for those in touch

with it

 

Thousands have lived

without love

 

None without water

 

Truth is beauty

Beauty is truth

 

I put my heart and soul

into my work

 

..and in the process

lost my mind

 

Vincent Van Gogh

 

 



HOT FLASH

HOT FLASH

You heard it here first

This just in

The VIRGIN MARY was not a virgin

…REPEAT

NOT A VIRGIN

Recently discovered documents reveal that when asked to confirm her virginity she replied yes…

……except for that one time

She claims to have heard that she had to do it three times before it was official

 

THINGS GET WORSE

Apparently Jesus did not die on the cross

That’s right

DID NOT DIE

ON THE CROSS

Instead he went into a coma.  After a good nights rest in the tomb he felt better in the morning.  A passing homeless person heard him and helped him move the stone.

When he was thanking him he noticed Mary Magdeline coming

(pardon the pun)

He asked him to leave because he wanted to surprise Mary

 

He went and hid.  Mary went into and saw the tomb was empty.  When she came out, Jesus popped up from behind a bush.

Hallelujah, a miracle.  Jesus done rose from the dead.

He told her ”…let’s get outta here, these Jews are trying to kill me.”

They went and spent the night in an olive orchard.  The night was warm. The moon was full.  The sweat on her large, ample breast glistened in the moonlight as she breathed in and out.

She had a joint.  He was a thirty-two year old horney, frustrated virgin who had just almost died.

Nature ran it’s course.  It was a spiritual experience for her. When she got her nut she cried out,

…..OH! GAWD,

HERE I CUM

Un-fortunately he should not have done it.  His wounds were so severe, the “act” drained him….he expired as soon as he was finished.

He died on top of her. (What a way to go}

He was buried in an un-marked grave.

Once was enuff.  She got pregnant and had a little red haired girl who she took to France for safe keeping.

BOTTOM LINE TRUTH IS;

….JESUS FUCKED A WHORE

 

DON’T LET THE CHRISTIAN KNOW

 

RECENT WORK 11/5/13

CULTURE COP