THE SPIDER
and the
FLY
Once there as a fat, juicy fly that had to much to
drink and was drunk and hi when it tried to fly
Didn’t get very far. Got caught in a spider’s web
It was stuck. It couldn’t get up let alone loose.
The spider walked over and sed; hi…!!!
Got caught ?
Yea, replied the fly.
To bad sed the spider.
Why, asked the fly ?
As it started to cry….!
“’Cause you a fat juicy fly, that’s why.”
What you gonna’ do, eat me ?
No sed the spider.
I’m gonna’ suck you dry.
the spider rolled the fly over till it was tied up
and couldn’t move.
It grabbed the fly and extended it’s
humongous “sucker”.
The fat juicy fly passed out and prepared to die.
The spider stuck it’s humongous thing into the
fat, juicy spider and
SUCKED IT
dry.
That’s how the spider sucked
the fat, juicy
fly
dry.
LESSON:
DON’T GET DRUNK AND HI AND TRY TO FLY
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE
EITHER
You might die…!!!
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