SCENESTERS 12/28/15

This poor lady was lost.  She desperately needed to use the nearest rest room

I gave her direction

Hope she got there in time

HAPPY NEW YEAR

PBS

Here it is

CAPT FLASH

on

PBS - Dec 23, 2015

For those slackers that missed it,
your in luck

The whole hour long episode show caseing
Asbury Park culture can be seen on

www.drivingjersey.com 

SEX CHANGE

This is tomorrow night.  There will be a quiz afterwards.

Failure to watch it will have consequences

GALLERIES

In spite of what Tri-city news would have you believe

Asbury Park is NOT... I repeat NOT

An "artsy place"

A bastion of creativity

I have described it before as a

"purgatory for pretentious pretenders"

Since I have been here eleven galleries have come and gone.  Magin' dat'

For some time I have been waiting for an even dozen.

Wasn't sure who would be next.  I thought BTII was a likely candidate.

Then along came PALETTE across the street from Parlor.

It all began with Ruben Ramirez and Rubens World on the same side of Cookman as Parlor.  He showed photos.  He moved across the street to a bigger space then disappeared.  His space became KISS MY ART

run by a super flake who was never there.

When he left it became PALETTE.  Eventually being run by someone named Borzatta.

The other day I rode by and there was a sign in the window

that sed:  VINTAGE SUBS Hmmm...!!! I thought, let me check this out.  Vintage Subs had been on the N. side of Cookman.

I rode around the block and looked again.  Vintage subs had taken over half the space.  The other side was still

Palette Gallery

Not an even dozen (Eleven & a half) but close.

The Capt predicts that it is only a matter of time till Palette is gone.  Anybody want to bet?

Somebody go ask Dan Jacobs an ex lawyer why does he think this is such an artsy place why there is so little real support.

Dan why do so many galleries come and go?

MERRY X-MASS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

RECENT DIGITAL 12/16/15

SCENESTERS ON BOARD

 Capt Hairy

June Bug 92 yrs young

Obviously sick perverts

Russian Jane is back in 

POP'S GARAGE

AKA: Babushka

ART LESSONS

SEX CHANGE

SUPER GIRL

My daughter Sabrina in the 70's

PERFORMER AWARD

PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

AWARD

goes to 

PAUL EICHLEN
The organ guy

Look for him in the casino

DRIVEN' ME CRAZY

Saw Steve Rogers of the PBS show

DRIVING JERSEY

He informed me that the segment he did of me in the

FREE CULTURE ZONE

will air

DEC 23, 2015  @ 8 pm on 

PBS Check your local listings

Theoretically you'll see me change the "A" in

SEA CHANGE

To an "X" so it reads

SEX CHANGE

On public TV

This is a must see for all faithful followers

POP SHOTS

BEST OF BOARDS

The

THE ARTS LIBERATION FRONT

is proud to announce their 

1st Annual

BEST OF THE BOARDS

AWARDS

Honoring those who have made a significant contribution

to the Asbury Park Boardwalk

This years recipient is Marilyn and Scott

of

Langosta's Lounge

Asbury Park Yacht Club

Pop's Garage

....the boardwalk would not be the same 

without their contribution...Capt Flash

Capt Flash congratulates Marilyn for being the

first to receive the coveted 

BEST OF THE BOARDS

AWARD