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Monday, October 10, 2022

MARIJUANA

HALLELUJA....!!!


I remember weed in the 60's came in a coffee can called a lid for $10

I spent years buying it on the streets   Ripped off more times than I can count


STREET STORIES


I was a cab driver in LA  I Had pulled into a gas station on Alvarado near Pico  A dealer approaches the cab with a dime bag  Just as he does the cops come up behind and grab him  He drops the bag on the ground

The cop picks it up and asks me if I was going to buy it?

  I sed......I was thinking about it, but now that your here...maybe not

Another time in Charleston SC I bought what I thought was a dime bag.  Bad news, I was stopped right away by the police  Good news is I was ripped off  They had sold me real grass  No charges


This one is made up  I was living in my car  One day I scored a good chunk of weed  I spent the morning getting real stoned   I stashed what was left under the dashboard and took off....only to be stopped by the police

The cop took one look at me and asked what was wrong with my eyes?

Told him, got an allergy?

Allergy?  What kind of allergy?

I get Chinese eyes when I smoke weed

You got weed?

Yes

Let me have it

I looked under the dash but couldn't find it  The cop got pissed and looked for himself but he couldn't find it  

Then they got a call and had to leave  

A week later I found it just where I had left it


In 2015 I bought my first legal weed on a trip to Wash St

Now in 2022 recreational Marijuana is legal in New Jersey  Hip-Hip Hooray  I am no longer a criminal


A marijuana dispensary (Zen Leaf) has opened near me in an old fast food place 

It is like a Wal Mart for drugs  Very busy place

You can go on line and order things like pre-rolled,  An 1/8 once for $60 They also have vape and gummies  Hog heaven

I had a friend shop for me  I specified Sativa  They came back with something called Grease Monkey

I smoked some then greased my monkey

How things have changed




 






1 comment:

  1. Love the description of the aftereffects of Grease Monkey!! Very funny!!

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