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DAD SEZ;



TWILITE

In the twilite of the toenails

Fastidous flies feasted furiously

On horney hunks of ham

While occulded osculations

Pumped quicksilver resin

Thru the freeway of my heart

HOT FLASH

GARY GORYANY
and the
ULTIMATE BEGINNING

Is now showing thru to Jan 15

@

BUTTERFLY GALLERY

116 Broad St, Red Bank, NJ

Hours

Wed. Thur. Sun 12-5

Fri. Sat. 12-8

......check it out



RECENT WORK



HOT FLASH

The ladies of AP's Parlor Gallery in a heated frenzy threw

economic caution to the wind and indulged in the

latest craze.....pop up galleries

Pop up's are becoming more common in these tuff

economic times.  Un-able to sustain on going costs

artist will rent a space for a month or two, put

on a show then take the money and run

....actually things were a little quite and they were trying

to decide which wine to drink

Sarah wasn't sure....red, white or water ?

The chopper on the other hand was a man of decision and

action, and sed:

......better red than dead

and poured away

SPARKLE

just couldn't make up her mind

The art

This place is so exclusive you have to contact them for

location and hours

juiceyjenn@parlor-gallery.com



ARTS ART



Here's another local street artist

His name is Art

This is Art's art

CAPT FLASH

Hope for the flowers......maybe!!!

The Capt......not so much



CAPT FLASH

NEW



STREET ART

EUROPE

.......is two thousand years old.  The US two hundred.

Street art and culture are common there, virtually non

existent here.  That's why when I came across this guy

in Ocean Grove I was suprised

......he didn't have a card but if your interested go

to Nagle's in Ocean Grove and inquire



BACKHOUSE GALLERY

BACKHOUSE GALLERY

Every now and then you discover a little

jewel, hidden away somewhere

I met Jim and Carol Davis at the NJMoCA

inaugural opening.  They invited me to show at thier place in Bradley Beach

This is Megan Ruisch and her work

Interested ?  Check 'em out

Jim and Carol Davis

BACK HOUSE GALLERY

408 5th Ave. Bradley Beach

201-314-1676

http://www.backhousegallery.com/

jim@backhousegallery.com

HOT SAND

HOTSAND

How hot is the sand ?  Don't know, but what I do know it is a rarity, a glass blowing studio

.......just georgeous color

HOTSAND

Paul Elyseev

1200 Ocean Ave. #501

Asbury Park Boardwalk, Asbury Park, NJ. 07712

1 (732) 927-5475

http://www.hotsandap.com/

paul@HotSandAP.com

Visit them.  You won't be sorry

NEW SHOW



BALANCE



CONSUME

BUY SOMETHING

IT'S GOOD

FOR THE

ECONOMY

BAD

FOR THE

ENVIROMENT

MOTHER OCEAN

RECENT WORK



WARNING

DON'T LET THE

FROGS

OF

DESIRE

PUSH

YOU

AROUND

PHOTOSHOP



HOT FLASH

HOT FLASH

You heard it here first

This just in

The VIRGIN MARY was not a virgin

......REPEAT

NOT A VIRGIN

Recently discovered documents reveal that when asked to

confirm her virginity she replied yes.....

....except for that one time

She claims to have heard that she had to do it three times before it was official

THINGS GET WORSE

Apparently Jesus did not die on the cross

That's right

DID NOT DIE

ON THE CROSS

Instead he went into a coma.  After a good nights rest in the tomb he felt better in the morning.  A passing homeless person heard him and helped him move the stone

When he was thanking him he noticed Mary Magdeline

coming

(pardon the pun)

He asked him to leave because he wanted to suprise

Mary.

He went and hid.  Mary went into and saw the tomb was empty.  When she came out Jesus popped up from

behind a bush

Hallelujah, a miracle.  Jesus done rose from the dead.

Jesus, senseing an opportunity decided to play her

He told her,"......let's get outta' here, these Jews are trying to kill me.

They went and spent the night in an olive orchard.  The night was warm.  The moon was full.  The sweat on her large, ample breast glistened as she breathed in and out.

She had a joint.  He was a thirty-two year old horney, frustrated virgin who had just almost died.

Nature ran it's course.  It was a spiritual experience for her.

When she got her nut she cried out,

........OH! GAWD,

HERE I CUM

Un-fortunately he should not have done it.  His wounds were so severe, the "act" drained him......he expired as soon as he was finished.  He died on top of her. (What a way to go) He was buried in an un-marked grave.

Once was enuff.  She got pregnant and had a little red haired girl who she took to France for safe keeping

BOTTOM LINE TRUTH IS THIS:

JESUS "FUCKED" A WHORE

DON'T LET THE CHRISTIANS KNOW



WANTED

CULTURE SLUTS

wanted

artsliberationfront@yahoo.com

ART WHORES NEED NOT APPLY

THREE GRACES

MICHAEL PARKES

A Magic Realist

...is one of my favorite artist who has influenced my work

He has a painting called the

Three Graces

(of Venus)

He sez the ancient Greeks had a different interpetation

than the modern one

The three graces of Venus are

SILENCE, HARMONY, ORDER

AMEN..!!

BAD NEWS

HOT FLASH

......it has been reported here that there is now a long

waiting line to get into HELL

In addition there have been "disturbances" because

apparently the devil doesn't know who he working for. 

Protest over living conditions are occuring

regulary

Some people have re-died but there is no place to go except a deeper and darker hell which also is experiencing

over crowding

Watch this site for further up dates

THINK ABOUT THIS

IF JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS, WHO IS IN HELL?

Doe's that translate into a license to sin.  Someone tells you your gonna' go to hell for what you did.

Your reply is no I'm not, I got a pass.

Is going to hell "eternal life"?

WHAT IS LIFE ANYWAY ?

Hell fire and brimstone.  Weeping and knashing of teeth
Un-pleasent true.  Tolerable, maybe.

If you get cremated when you die do you cheat the devil?
What are they going to do, re-heat your ashes

Warm enuff yet asshole ?

How un-comfortable can it get?  Whats discomfort in exchange for eternal life.  Where do I sign up ?

Do they feed you?  What's sanitation like?

Could get boring after awhile, but if you can't change it
learn to love it.  Maybe you might meet someone you like.

What's the devils number ?

e-mail: devil@hell.com

RECENT WORKS

PHOTO SHOP

 

RECENT WORK

No Victem of Denial



La Mosca

CULTURAL OVERLOAD

SAT NOV 6

I tried to OD

on culture

I started with Greg La Placa's

Pottery which moved from the

boardwalk in Asbury Park

to Point Pleasent

I shot up 35 to Red Bank

I finished the night at

PARLOR GALLERY

The Video is posted on You Tube

RECENT WORK

COCK A DOODLE DO

EL TRABAJERO

THE MUSICIAN