FLY/SPIDER

THE SPIDER

and the

FLY

Once there was a fat, juicey fly that had too much to drink and smoke and was drunk and hi when it tried to fly

Didn't get very far.  Got caught in a spiders web.

It was stuck.  It couldn't get up let alone get loose.

The spider walked over and said hi. 

Got caught

?

Yea replied the fly

To bad said the spider

Why asked the fly

as it started to cry

?

"Cause you a fat juicey fly, thats why"

What's ya' gonna' do.

eat me

?

No said the spider

I'm gonna' suck you dry

The spider rolled the fly over till it was all tied up and couldn't move

...then

It grab the fly and extended it's huge

sucker

The fat juicey fly passed out and prepared to die

The spider stuck it's humongous thing into the fat, juicey fly

and

SUCKED

IT

DRY

That's how the spider sucked the fat juicey fly dry

LESSON:

DON'T GET DRUNK AND HI AND TRY TO FLY

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

EITHER