SCALIA

SHOCKER

This just in...exclusive

Chief justice of the Supreme Court

ANTONIA SCALIA

was found dead in his W.Texas ranch, with a 
pillow over his face

Rumors of erotic asphyxiation were fueled 

by reports of evidence of an ejaculation and un-confirmed reports of a sighting of a naked, morbidly obese woman hiding in the sage brush near by around the time of death.

These rumor are either confirmed or denied depending on which side of the coin your on.

This is in keeping with a recent trend of

AUTO EROTICISM in the S.W.