WAY OUT

WAY OUT

Cummin' out has become so trendy I figured this was a good time for me to cum out.  

It's me and my ferret, Prince Phillip, more commonly

known as "Rufus". Were a pair

SEX

....is a problem.  I can do him, but he can't do me.

So I smoke weed and watch porn.  He's jealous and steals my lighters so I can't fire up a bowl.

I out smart him and buy a half dozen lighters and hide them so when he snatches one I got a back up.