NO WIMMEN

....ALLOWED....!!

I was in Amsterdam in 81.  I was staying in the attic of a place called Bob's youth hostel, run by one Abdul the fool.  

I was alone on the top floor.  The stairs were long skinny things that ran alongside the walls.

One day I put a sign at the bottom of the stairs that sed:

NO WOMEN ALLOWED

Wasn't twenty mins before a young woman came stomping up the steps demanding to know why no wimmen were allowed....there's nothing up here...!!

I told her, I'm up here.  She ran back down the steps.