SHORTIES

SHE SED

SHE WAS

NO

GOOD

I SED

U-R

WRONG

SHE WAS

RIGHT

MY SPRING

HAS SPRUNG

BUT

IF I COULD

I WOULD

WATER

DRIPPING

OFF SNOW

TINKLE

TINKLE

HAIKU

NOW IT'S
HOW 2 GET
LAID

HOW 2 GET
PAID

WITHOUT
GETTING

AIDS