The "Guv" cum's out
BIG TIME
with
True Ink
Friday, February 28, 2014
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
ASBURY ART
ASBURY ART
Sometime ago I reported on this site a list of ten galleries who have come and gone since I've been in AP
I made a misstake. I discovered that the gallery
"Knowledge Bennet" on Emory St. moved to the music center on Lake St.
Not to worry. The Paint Place closed up and moved to Ocean Grove.
PREDICTION
The following Galleries will close their
doors within one to two years.
Knowledge Bennet
B II
Kiss My Art
The Art Tank
Sunday, February 23, 2014
HOMELAND SECURITY
Ever wonder about
HOMELAND SECURITY
How can you miss eleven million people
and call it SECURITY
We need to get on the same page
WISDOM
Once there was a Sufi mystic named, Nasrudin.
One day he went into a bank to cash a check. The teller looked at the check and then him. He sed: The check looks good but...you. Can you identify yourself? Nasrudin pulled out a mirror and looked at himself. Yep...!!
that's me.
One night he was on his hands and knees looking for
something on the ground. A stranger stopped and asked him what he was doing.
Lost my keys. The stranger offered to help. After awhile when no keys were located the stranger asked, ...where did you loose them? Over there by the door. Why are you looking here? The lights better.
One day two monks set out on a journey. A young one and
an old one. When they came to a river there was an old lady there. She asked if one of them could carry her across. The older monk said yes and carried her over.
As they were walking down the road the young monk asked the old one why he had done that when he didn't have to. The older monk replied, I left her at the river. Your still carrying her.
The Lesson of one; Once there was a young boy who on the first day of first grade the first lesson was the number one. All most everyone got it right away, except him. He struggled. When he went home and told his parents they were so embarrassed that they sent him away. One year later he returned and told his parents he thought he had it now. He went to the wall and drew the letter one. The wall cracked in too.
KISS MY ART
Saturday 2/22/14
Open Mic Nite
@
Kiss My Art
Note: Capt Flash is no longer
exhibiting there
Friday, February 21, 2014
PRETTY GIRL
I came across this picture somewhere and
was impressed by this woman's good looks.
I didn't know a name so it was just in my computer.
Then I found out her name is
KATHLEEN HANNA
A local punk rocker. So now that I can give credit I'm gonna' share it here and hope she doesn't mind.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
RANDOM THOUGHTS 2/18/14
In matters of style, swim with the current.
In matters of principle
stand like a rock.
A half truth is a whole lie
Don't let schooling interfere with
your education
Don't let thinking
get in the way of
doing.
Someone said I was
homophobic.
I told 'em, I was
born that way.
They said I was a racist.
Never been in a race in
my life.
Said I was a misogynist.
Never, ever massaged
anyone.
Real talent meets
real resistance
Why?
'Cus real talent is a
real threat.
Once there was a real artist..
...so
they killed him.
Just because your paranoid
doesn't mean they aren't
out to get
you.
An orgasm is a moment of
pure enlightenment.
At no other time are you
more
here and
now.
It's better to
tickle the trigger
than to
trip
it
The creative adult
is the child who
survived.
OUCH..!!
Got run down he other day @ 2nd & Main
in Asbury Park, N.J.
The lady was looking left while turning right.
I'm sure she got a ticket for something. So did I.
Riding against the flow of traffic.
This is possibly retribution. I had recently informed city council member, Amy Quinn of my intentions to file a civil rights complaint against the city
for interfering with my constitutional rights.
I was accused of riding against the flow of traffic.
The officer arrived after the incident and never saw me on the bike...so how did he know?
What is conjecture officer? Something you make up.
I remember being in America's Cup Coffee shop on Cookman one day.
Someone had a confrontation and summoned Ofc. Dana Parsale. I distinctly heard him say,
unless he saw it there is nothing he can do about it.
This officer managed well enuff. How can anyone obey the law when it changes from officer to officer and from day to day, mood to mood?
Will plead not guilty and keep you informed.
...sometime later I decided to make an
additional comment..
The Asbury Park Police Dept is highly
creative. They create crime where it
doesn't exist because it pays them well.
Visit: Cultural Fascism
Aug. 18, 2013
Monday, February 17, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
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Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Monday, February 10, 2014
THE TIRE
I don’t own a car. I walk or ride a bicycle everywhere I go. If I need to go into the city I take a train. If I need to go across country I take a plane. When I occasionally have need for a car I borrow my daughters. It’s a band new bright, shiny Mercedes. It’s got all the bells and whistle’s rich people like.
About a week before Christmas I borrowed the car. I was riding along minding my own business when a display panel appeared on the dash. It showed the tire pressure in all four tires. The driver’s side rear was in red. The other three tires showed a pressure of 38 psi.
The low tire was reading 29 psi. I made a stop. When I got back in it had drop to 26 psi in a matter of an hour……so….I did the logical thing, I stopped and put air in it…..for now.
The next day my daughter came from the city. When the low tire display came on again I told her to stop and put some air in until she could get it repaired. It was the day before Christmas.
We stopped and I put some air in it. She was driving. We were near where I lived. Recently the city had re-configured the street in front. they added what are known as “bump outs” designed to funnel traffic.
My daughter hit one. It worked. She got bumped out. When we arrived at her place I looked at the tire. It had a significant bulge on the tire wall. Could blow any minute. Definitely not safe, especially since I was suppose to take them all the way to La Guardia airport from Asbury Park, N.J. the day after Christmas. I suggested it be changed to be on the safe side. son-in-law agreed.
Christmas day was ice-cold. I thought waiting till it warmed up in the afternoon would be the prudent move. It was son-in-laws car so he should change it if not at least help.
I looked at him. He was on the couch with a blanket wrapped around him, deeply absorbed in his ipad. He looked very comfortable. I thought to myself, the last thing in the world he wants to do right now is go out and fix that tire.
It was Christmas so I decided to do it my self even tho I was leaning on my 70th year.
I went outside. II t was very cold, but the sun was shining. I located the spare tire, what is known as a donut. Never been used. It needed a separate set of lug nuts which were still encased in plastic. So pretty.
Anyway I cracked the nuts, jacked it up with the scissor jack, popped the tire off, put the donut on, lowered it and threw the bad tire in the back, all inside of a half hour.
Driving to the airport the next day I discovered that son-in-law who was in his forties had “NEVER” changed a tire in his life. I had inadvertently preserved his record.
I turned the car over to his brother, who I assumed would tend to replacing the tire. Three weeks later my daughter returned with the car. The donut was still on. I asked her about it. She said she didn’t know why it had not been changed. I told her I would take care of it.
That was on a Saturday. The next day was Sunday. Monday was Martin Luther King’s Birthday. Would the Mercedes dealer observe it and be closed when I got there. Didn’t know so decided not to go.
Tuesday it snowed. If I had to make it I could….but !! That car is designed to firmly hold the road. The tires were wide and flat. Except for the donut which was smaller and round. Which could potentially alter the equation. A recipe for disaster. Discretion being the better part of valor I decided to wait.
Wednesday the streets had not been cleared. I passed again. Thursday I decided to give it a try. Before doing it I picked up my friend for coffee. He had gotten use to the convenience of the car and had a couple of errands he wanted to accomplish. I couldn’t do that and get to the dealership on time.
I didn’t expect my daughter till the weekend so to help him I decided to do it Friday. My daughter had told me to have the dealership call her for a credit card number to pay for it. To alert her I called before leaving. No answer. Left a message.
When I got to the dealership they were just about to go home and my daughter did not answer the phone. The service rep took the pertinent information. I told him I’d be back Monday.
When I talked to my daughter on Saturday she complained that I was slow. The other guy had it three weeks and didn’t accomplish it. I was under a week and she was complaining.
The next day was Sunday. Monday I took it in. An hour and four hundred and seven dollars later it was fixed, one month to the day it had been changed.
Tuesday I used it. Wednesday I gave it to son-in-laws brother.
.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
HUMOR
Why did God invent humans ?
He was disappointed with monkeys.
Why did he invent alcohol ?
So ugly people would have a chance at sex.
Two blondes on opposite side of a river;
One hollers to the other one,
How do you get to the other side?
The other replies;
Silly !! Your already there.
Jesus and the devil are walking down a road. Jesus spots something blue and shiny in the dust and picks it up. The Devil asks, what's that?
Jesus replies, it's the truth.
The Devil sed; Here, let me organize it.
A week later same road, the Devil sees a dog licking it's dick.
The Devil sez: damn, I wish I could do that.
Jesus replies, I'd pet him a little first, he looks mean
Friday, February 7, 2014
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
#'s
#'S
by the
NUMBERS
I was homeless for the better part of eight years.
I lived in a car. During the week I'd would work the tourist crowd in Hollywood, around the Chinese Grauman theater.
On the weekends I'd move down to Venice Beach.
It was a warm sunny afternoon. I'm headin' out the Santa Monicas Freeway. The sun was setting. I was stoned.
When that happens I think. I was thinking about how life was. What my problem's were. The
thought came to my head about how it is said, "everything" can be explained mathematically.
How do you say somethings wrong in numbers.
Lately I had been hearing about
something
called
NEW MATH
I thought, ...what's
dat' about.
Did they change it?
Is
2+2
now
7
?
People ask me, how do you get that
I tell 'em
I use a lot of
drugs.
They say,
...what does it
mean
?
I say;
It
don't
add
up
A lot of things don't add up.
I'm gonna' start a new series
called
..by the numbers
expressed
as
#'S
RUSSIA
RUSSIA
by the
NUMBERS
(#'S)
2/4/14
STATS
RUSSIA
61
US
53
Problem is I stand with
PUSSY RIOT
(Who wouldn't)
but have always liked
Vladimir Putin
&
Rasputin
Truth be known I like
Gregory
better than
Vladimir
The jury is still out
on the
girls
Monday, February 3, 2014
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