SOCIAL GRAVITY

AP 5/17

BOARDWALK BUNNIES

Damn! I know that roach is around here somewhere

TAXI TIMES

.....more

TAXI TIMES

The rules

Talk is cheap

Money first

Keep the doors locked

The motto

Kick ass

Take names

Don't play games

The poem

The hack

He's got to be clever

He's got to be quick

and

He's got to have a

BIG, BIG DICK

This works good in a bar

You go in and holler "Taxi"

Some drunk leans off the stool

and sez, R U the cab.

I reply....

No, I'm the driver.  The cab is out front.  It sent

me in to get you.  It doesn't like 2 B

kept waiting, let's go.

Stupid questions.

You get to the destination and the passenger

asks, how do I get out?

You open the door.

How do I do that?

Use the handle.

Where's it at?


On the door.


Where at on the door?


Near the center.  If you need
more help I'll come back there and
let you out.


How to throw someone out of the cab
gracefully.


If you don't like the way this cab is operated
you can always


.....shop around

RECENT WORK 5/20/17



SUN FUN

FUN IN THE SUN

at the best beach on the Jerzi shore

AZZBERRI PAWK

TAXI TIMES

...now that I'm on the subject

I drove cab at night in L.A. and Hollywood for many

years.  I'm often asked did I have any famous people in

the cab.  The short answer...yes!

Who was the most famous?

He is so old most people won't remember

him.  He was the main radio broadcaster

in WWII

This was probably in the early 60's.  The

Coconut Grove and the Brown Derby on Wilshire Blvd

were the hot spots.  The area behind it on 8th St.

was the happening area.

One night around 3 or 4 AM I pull into the Coconut Grove

cab stand and get out to talk to the door man, Harry Black.

He was talking to...guess who?

WALTER WINCHEL

Remember....good evening Mr. and Mrs. America

...and all the ships at sea.

Harry introduced me.  I called him Walt.

Harry was upset, Walter said it's o.k. I was just a kid.

The other big name was....!!!

One nite I get a call for a place way back in the

Beverly Hills.  In that area there were fences around everyplace. 

I pulled up to the voice box at the gate.  Soon

someone came down and let me in.  He went back to the

house.  I turned around and waited.  Pretty soon

a short blond haired guy came out and inquired how much it was to go to a certain place.  I told him, he went

back inside.

Pretty soon a couple of women come out and get in the cab.  I take them where they wanted to go.

A week later I get another call for the same place.

This time the gate is open, so I drive up and turn around.

Soon the guy who let me in before comes out

and gets in.  He is going to what I know to be a see and be seen spot.

I asked him who lives there?

That was ROD STEWART who came out and

inquired about the fare.

I had Dino Delaurentis nephew in the cab once.  I think

Burt  Bacharach who was really drunk one time.

There are three kinds of people in L.A.

Artist, actors and illegal aliens.

For every legitimate actor you have you'll get a hundred wanna' be's.

I'm an actor, turn left here.  what have you

been in ?  Nuffin' yet.

Can I get a break on the meter ?



OLA RAY

......danced with

Michael Jackson

in the thriller video

She was in the news lately as where

are they now.

I drove cab in Hollywierd @ nite

I had her in the cab twice

The first time she was crying because her

Iranian boyfriend would not marry her as fast

as she wanted.

Good luck.  Glad you found peace



DRUM & HOOP 5/17/17

The second

DRUM & HOOP

In the

FREE CULTURE ZONE

was two to three times larger than the first.

Hope this is a good omen for the summer.

Hop Along Cassidy was there along

with Sampson's sister

Where were you ?



VICTORY

.....FINALLY...!!!

after 8 mos.

Historical reference.

On this site

Oct. 10 2016

May 5, 2017

After 8 mos and three lawyers later the city of

AZZBERRI PAWK

Admitted defeat and dismissed all charges.

I appeared at 730 AM as requested on the summons

but not at 715 as demanded by my assigned public defender,

Richard Kiel.

Mr. Kiel brings his ego to the situation.  After 8 mos he appears upon the scene with a dress code and demands I show up early

Read:  bow and kiss my ass.

We retire to a conference room where my worse suspicions are confirmed.  First thing he does is read me the ordinance that pertains to my situation then suggest that I'm guilty.

You know that your public defender is a pretender when he sez:  pleading guilty is your best defense.

The discussion boiled down to this.

My charges, my trial, my decisions.

His position was that the supreme court allows him to determine strategy.  Think about that.  Why bother to include me in a trial at all if you decided, independently of me what is going to happen to me.

Just declare me guilty and dispense with the charade of a trial.

I told him that he had to follow my direction or with draw as Gardenier and Tripolli had done. He refused.  Saying the court had appointed him.

He left me no choice but to terminate him.

He did say, but it was not clear that the prosecution was willing to accept thirty three dollars as court cost.

Back in court we were immediately called up.

Mr. Kiel got up and re-iterated that the supreme court sed he can decide my defense.

The  judge asked  me to speak

My position was my charges, my trial, my decision.

When it became clear that all criminal charges would be dropped in exchange for a thirty three dollar court

cost I agreed.

Mr. Butler the prosecutor had to eat crow and was not happy about it.

I sed. thank you and walked out.



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GENDER CONFUSION

A response

UPDATE

.....over kill to the extreme...!!!

(Update on the war on culture)

Faithful followers will know that I was arrested for

writing my name on a bench with a magic marker

on Oct 7, 2016.

Visit:  Oct 10, 2016 on this site for original post with details

Subsequently after being arrested I was let go and attacked by a dog that jumped out of a moving vehicle and had to go to the hospital

The next day I received an e-mail from Sidhu Heera

the president of the Asbury Park Television.

For six years I have been doing a documentary on culture in

Asbury Park.  When Amy Quinn hired Hannah Walker as

media director I decided to test the politically correct

waters.

Sidhu jerked me around for five months then the morning after my arrest I receive an e-mail from him saying...

....apparently you have a bad reputation with

board members, therefore we will not show your

videos.

LET ME CLEARLY STATE HERE AND NOW THAT THIS IS

A POLITICALLY CORRECT VINDICTIVE VENDETA

BY A MAN HATING FEM NAZI MEMBER OF THE CITY

COUNCIL

....who has allowed her sexual orientation to

distort her judgment.

I allege that the same person who denied me is the same

person who orchestrated my false arrest.

Someone who has had dealings with her quote her as

saying......

....you hate me because I'm a lesbian...!!

She has a chip on her shoulder and is looking

for someone to knock it off.

I have made the statement that political correctness

suffocates freedom of expression.  This is proof.

All this is to cover up and draw attention away from

wrong doing on her part. It is an orchestrated false

arrest.  It would be used to deny me my performers permit

which is the objective all  along.

UPDATE

Robert Fernicola an attorney lives next to my daughter

in Loch Arbour.  I went for a consultation.  He decided

that he could pay for my defense with the proceeds

from the dog bite case.

As it turns out he made one phone call where he

discovered the woman did not have home owners insurance.

How do you get a mortgage without it?

Even though via e-mail he said he would file against her immediately, he never did

What he did do was assign an attorney named

David Gardinier to the case.

I plead not guilty.  Robert was supposed to attend the

hearing on the dog bite.  He did not show for either

hearing.

I had a conference with David Gardenier.  At that conference I requested he arraign a meeting with me and

the city attorney to see if we could reach an agreement

that would save a lot of time and trouble.

He said he would subpoena the city attorney.  That's

not what I meant. I thought he might know something

I didn't.

Anyway the first appearance in court happens.  He was

suppose to make some discovery motions.  As in who

were the board members who claim I have a bad

reputation.  Could they be the ones behind the

orchestrated false arrest?

Instead he informs me, that he doesn't want to do this.

Imagin' that.  Because his fiancée is friends with

the person I'm accusing of orchestrating my

false arrest.

Guess who is not getting any tonight unless they

co-operate?

I brought this to his supervisors attention.  He said

he would talk to him.  Sometime passed with

no response so I wrote again and very specifically

requested a meeting with the city attorney.

And said if your not going to do it you need to let me

know so I can pursue other directions.

I was ignored.  Never got a reply.

Fuckin' lawyers.  Don't respond to e-mails and

phone calls.

The next court appearance I show up only to be

told the case had been adjourned.

Adjourned.  Wha' da' fuck is dat?  Apparently

the lawyer had a conflict so he arraigned a postponement.

Nobody notified me.  Why not?  Could have

stayed in bed.

I am under the impression that this is my trial so the question is why wasn't I notified or consulted?

Who did he contact?  The court?  The court clerk?

The prosecutor? Was it by phone or e-mail?

Do I have a right to see that e-mail?

Even though I had told his supervisor that there was a conflict of interest to my surprise he was there for the next hearing.

He told me that the prosecutor wanted "some money"

and was willing to settle for a $250 dollar fine and

ten hours community service.

At no time did I authorize the attorney to negotiate

a settlement.  It was done completely with out

my knowledge or consent.

I told him that we had a conflict of interest.  He

withdrew and I applied for public defender. I

was assigned Ronald J. Tropolli.

CIRCADIAN RYTHMN

Is you natural sleep cycle.  I am a natural born night

person.  I was a night time cab driver for years.  I

often stay up till 4 AM.  Asking me to appear in

court at 7:30 AM is like asking them to show up at

4 AM.

I informed Mr. Tropolli of this.  The stress of

going to court at that early hour was impacting my health by aggravating my arthritic hip.  Apparently he wasn't listening because I was scheduled for 7:30 AM again.

I also again very specifically requested he arraign a meeting

with the city attorney.  He did not.

The day before my next court appearance I was in bed all day and called Mr. Tropolli's office to beg off.  He said I had to appear.  I rode to the court in pain on my bicycle. Mr. Tropolli allowed me to go home.

I e-mailed Mr. Tropolli the link to Oct 10, 2016

It wasn't long before he replied and said he was with drawing because he knew some people and had a conflict of interest.

He had transferred my case to Richard M Kiel the

alternate public defender. Please contact him.

It wasn't long before I received a hand scrawled note

from Mr. Kiel telling me he was my new attorney

and please contact him.

The last line said...dress appropriately for court

 and arrive early. 

He obviously thinks I'm a kid from the hood.  I'm 73 and have been in and out of courts for years.  This is my tenth trip to the Asbury court.  Nobody has ever mentioned

appropriate dress.  I don't need anybody telling me how

to dress.

....show up early.  Why?  Why do I even need to appear.

All he has to do is ask the judge for a continuance to familiarize himself with the case.

This was a bad sign.  Someone on a power trip who needs

to tell someone what to do.  Public defenders are usually

losers.

My suspicions were confirmed when I got him on the phone

on Fri May 5, 2017.

He was defensive and acted as a shadow prosecutor.

He had not reviewed the material I had sent Mr. Tropolli.

I ask for an e-mail.  He didn't have one and claimed to be technically illiterate.

 This seriously crippled my ability to defend myself because I was un-able to communicate with him.

Apparently he did have a computer and could get on line but did not have an e-mail.  He said he would have someone

review the material.

 

I told him this was my charge, my trial and I should

be able to direct my defense. If he didn't want to follow my

direction he could withdraw like Mr. Tropolli.  He refused

and said the court appointed him.  I better show up

for trial on the 12th or the judge could issue a warrant

for my arrest. Who's side are you on ?

He became defensive and pointed out that the supreme court said he could determine strategy.

If that's the case why don't ya'll get together with the

court and declare me guilty.

I asked why I had to show up at all?  All you need to do

is ask for a continuance so you can familiarize yourself

with the case.  I better show up or the judge can

throw me in jail.  This from the guy who is

suppose to defend you.

Some public defenders think advising you to plead guilty

is a defense.  You move, on they collect a fee, next please.

We agreed to talk again before he court date.

OVER KILL

The law gets entirely out of touch with reality sometimes.

This is over kill to the extreme

YOU WILL OBEY

A simple name on a bench with a marker. Kiel thought I had spray painted something.  Where did he get that information?

It would have taken less than five mins. to sand it out

with a sander.  Ten mins. by hand and twenty mins. to paint it to look like the other boards.

Even though I offered to fix it the next day  on video I was ignored.

Why wasn't I given the opportunity to rectify the situation?

Eight months and three lawyers later a lot of time and energy could have been saved if the city of Asbury Park

wasn't on a witch hunt and the lawyer had arraigned a meeting with the city attorney as requested.

They are drunk on power and must be

OBEYED

 

 



RESIST

DRUM & HOOP

ALF

MAY 1, 2017

Marks the beginning of the

2017 Season

Stringbean wasn't big on words but he

made up for it with music at his usual

spot at Langostas on the

boardwalk

He'll be there Mons @ 6

for the rest of the season

Drop on by.

Mellow sounds

and vibes

Food and drink

Good company

Pleasure yourself

You deserve it

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