PRETENDERS

AZZBERRI PAWK

I've often called it

PURGATORY FOR

PRETENTIOUS PRETENDERS

Here's some

APPD's finest Fat Willie

who thinks he's a photographer because

he got a body cam. 

Guess what Willie?  Anybody with a cell phone

is a photographer

Then there's  a local restaurant owner I call

Subway

Why?  Watch the gap.

Some people in AP think they're important.

If your in AP your not important

Pete the Beak is her gate keeper.

With a nose as big as his you would think

he would be able to smell his own

shit.