HUMOR

One day Jesus and the devil were walking down

a dusty road

Jesus saw something shiny laying in the road,

he picked it up.

The devil sed;

What's that?

Jesus sed; it's the truth.

Here, let me organize

sed the

Devil

Next day same place.  This time the Devil sees a dog

licking it's dick.  He sez;  ...damn, I wish I

could do that.

Jesus cautioned him.  I'd pet him first he looks

a little mean.

Two blondes on opposite sides of the river.

One yell's to the other

.....how do I get to the other side.

The other replies...

...silly!  Your already there.


Why did God invent alcohol ?
So drunks would have a chance at sex.



BLINDNESS

PERSEVERANCE

BOOKS

UGLY

SOCIAL GRAVITY

ENHANCE

CULTURE WAR

BOARDWALK

RECENT WORK 3/30/17

SIZE

Back in the day (60's/70's) we were love children.

Our bible was Be Here Now by

RAM DASS

His guru was

NEEM KAROLI BABA

I remember him admonishing his followers

for living in a world of big and little

Seems Huff & Puff did not get the message.

I was scrolling thru one day when I notice a post

titled:

DOES SIZE MATTER ?

Well you know what that was about.....

DICKS

Is bigger better?

How insensitive and degrading.  It's not the

size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean,

bitch.

So get moving and make some noise.

If I started talking about the

ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE

The Fem-Nazi's would be howling in the streets

with pitch forks looking to do me harm.

Not long after that there was another post

about BIG LIPS are beautiful.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  This is

part of their campaign against what they call.

Mysognoir.

The double wammy wimmen of color

(Light brown to midnite black)

have to deal with along with the rest of the

injustices in the world.

They demanded it must end.  It did LOL

At the risk of hurting someone's feelings,

bubble butts, banana lips and brillo pad hair

does not resonate with me



ELLEN

The media is all a buzz this morning because

ELLEN DEGENERES

dislocated a finger.  Seems she had two glasses of wine

and tripped on a step and crashed into a door.

I can drink a liter and not even feel it. 

She went to the hospital and they snapped it

back into place.

Some organization gave her

$10,000

for it.

Ten grand for a lousy dislocated finger.

When I was a kid I broke a leg.  When I got older

an arm.  Followed by a hand, another finger then both

arms in a fall.  I had three operations and was in

a cast for a year and never saw an gawdamn penny.

Wa' da' fuck

COFFEE

The Capt has a new coffee place in

the convention hall

This is, Marriam of the lovely smile

who serves you

ARTS LIBERATION FRONT

Recommends you check 'em out



RECENT WORK 3/21/17

HATE

The

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS

love to label people with a different opinion as

HATERS

This in their minds makes you a social leper

which bans  you from polite society and it is o.k. to treat you as less than human.

I never was part of that charade anyway.

What's the difference between hate and just not liking something.  Is it o.k. to have an opinion that is different than theirs?  Obviously not.

Someone named Dan Savage did a piece in

Huffington Post

that sed he "hated" Melania Trump.

What did she ever do to you to deserve that?

How quick we are to find fault when we want to.

Of course his hate is o.k. because he's on your side

(When is a terrorist a freedom fighter?  When he's on

your side)

Which of course reveals the bias of H & P.

Just the thing they claim to be against.

Our hate is justified.  Yours...not so much.

Somebody spell hypocrisy ...!!!



KING KONG

KING KONG

got a big dong

DING DONG

The fem Nazi's at 

HUFFINGTON POST

Are reaching for material.  They're

creating things that don't exist because they're

desperate for material which re-enforces what they want to believe.

They stretch their favorite subject

so far everybody and everything

is

(Banish the taboo word..racist)

According to them everything is racist. 

If that's the case it's probably meant 2B

that way.  And if that is so, what's your problem?

What it is, is a variation on the rape fantasy where there is a boogey man under the bed and in the closet.

...viewed by "some" film critics as  a

racist allegory.

Because a couple of critics viewed it one way

(They were probably biased bigots)

and whole lot of other's didn't notice that

H & P seizes on it.  98 people view it

one way and two have a different opinion

they use those two to as justification.

Where is your source?

Critic's have drawn a connection between the

capture of Kong and the trans Atlantic

slave trade.

Critic's?  How many, where and when?  What was sed by who?  (Source stupid)

I imagine a lot of strange stuff when I smoke weed.  Doesn't make it real.

...of course with each re-make and re-boot comes a chance to confront the racial themes.

Racial theme?  What racial theme?

I never got a racial theme from it and no one has ever

mentioned to me that they did.  Your the only one who has and I suspect your biased.

Not only that my gender fluid has never leaked.

Magin' dat

Trouble is these girls are in a circle jerk.  They are trying

to get reality to match what they want it to be

so it fits their narrative.

Gotta' generate content for the site or you might

loose your job.

What it is, is sublimated rape fantasy.

If you can get racism from King Kong you can get anything to mean anything you want it to be.  If that's credible

journalism I got a bridge I want to sell you

TRUMP

TRUMP

OMG...!!

The TRUMP bashing

is reaching a crescendo

It's almost constant.  The bitches at

the fem Nazi propaganda organ

HUFFINGTON POST

Got their shorts so wadded up they

are probably having anal orgasms

If they have 20 posts, eighteen of them

are about Trump.

They should thank him for the material.  What would they

talk about if he wasn't there?

It's easy to find fault when we want to.

He's responsible for everything.  Barbra Striesand

blames him for her gaining weight.

Here's a woman who sez he helps her loose weight

No wonder he is president...he works miracle's.

Just like Jesus. The man can do anything.

Wanna' get thin?  Wanna' get fat
(Even if you live in another country)

Call Donald.

The intensity and consistency of the

bashing indicates to me he has hit a nerve.

The more they bash him, the more people

they drive into his camp.



PREGGERS

STUFF

....GOTTA' HAVE...STUFF

Lot's and lot'sa

STUFF..!!

It's Capitalism

We buy stuff that we don't need

That begins to deteriorate the second it's made

(Do not lay up your treasure where rust

and moth doth corrupt)

As soon as you get it someone tries to take it.

When you get enuff stuff you got to

manage it.

When you get a lot you have to store it.

Then you gotta' insure and guard your stuff

that you can't take with you anyway.

Once when I was in Key West I walk down a dock.

There was a warehouse with an open door.

Curious, I looked inside.  There was a lot of vary expensive

STUFF

I walked out the other side where the owner was and asked if it was O.K. to look around.  He said no.  I left.

.....remember this...!!!

The more STUFF you have

The less liberated

U R

!



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HOT CHOCOLATE

NICKY MANAJ

Nikki flashes a tit

but no nip

RECENT WORK 3/10/17

CLARAFICATION

Trannies are authentic fakes

I'm not a misogynist

I've never massaged or been massaged

by anyone

I'm not a racist.

The only time I ran a race was

in high school

The 440.  I won.

MENTAL ILLNESS

Somebody named

Jim Hightower

wrote an article titled;

What should we do about a mentally ill president.

First I suggest you come down from your

hi-tower and stop smoking so much weed. 

 Your out of touch with reality.

Obama is gone and has been for some time.

ART LESSON

I was trained as a fine artist.

Which meant I had to face a blank canvas

and "make" a picture.

Decisions had to be made about subject, color, composition, etc.

By way of contrast cameras "take" pictures.

What's the difference between taking a picture

and making a picture?

It's a question I faced with the advent of computers

and

was the bridge.

The first time I experimented with it I thought,

...damn, I wish I could paint like that.

My first impression was there are limitations

to it.  My second was that within those limitations

were infinite possibilities.

Here are some samples about how the fine

artist transitioned and adapted to the computer

and the digital age.

How to make a picture from taking a picture.  Carrying

it to the level of fine art.



This is my daughter Sabrina

Ipolani the other daughter

Scroll down on the right to categories and

click on digital for more.

This brings us to another subject.  The

business of creating an image by painting

on canvas is history and by extension

the galleries that show them are on their way out.

Nobody has the time to learn to draw freehand.

Even if you do a drawing it has to be digitalized and posted on-line to be seen.  So why not do it on-line

to begin with. The logistics of viewing art in physical

space is prohibited.

There are programs just for that.  They're a little

crude right now but they will advance.

It take's a lot of time and energy to learn to draw. 

Nobody has that kind of time especially when you can do it on a computer.  Put the time into the computer instead of the old fashion pencil.

Trouble is now there's nothing to sell.  Just like

music. There is so much that is free why would you want to spend money on vinyl?

Then you poses something in physical space. It needs to

be taken care of.  Stored and moved and it is deteriorating all the time.

Why get dressed, ride across town, locate parking and

go into a gallery.  Eat some cheese, drink some wine,

talk to some people and look at thirty canvases.

Then go home, get undressed, smoke a dube and sit in front of your computer and look at thousands upon thousands of stunning images absolutely free till your eyes fall out.

Fifteen galleries have come and gone in the last three to four years here in Asbury Park.

The handwriting is on the wall.

Your looking at the future.

......Capt Flash

WIMMEN

Today, March 8, 2017

was

 

International Wimmen's Day

..what ever that means.

Recently there was a wimmen's march in

Washington, D.C.

Someone called it

"bitches on parade"

There were a lot of cars parked outside my place.  I don't like crowds so I stayed inside.

That was followed by a day without

immigrants.  I never would have known if someone hadn't told me.  Didn't notice any difference.  How about a week or a month.  That'd be better

Now we got international wimmen's day.  It's

hard to tell if they are complaining or celebrating.

A day without wimmen?  How about a night with one?

That'd be radical.

It's been sed that the reason wimmen attract men is so they can reject them.  It's a power trip.

Why do wimmen have sex with men.  So they can

shorten up on the supply as a form of control.

In all fairness I must say this morning when I went for

coffee in the convention hall, it was free.

Compliments of some woman politician who wasn't there.

Thank you.

There were three wimmen behind the counter and a couple outside.  They served me coffee without complaint.

Guess not everyone was on strike.



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