HUMOR

One day Jesus and the devil were walking down

a dusty road

Jesus saw something shiny laying in the road,

he picked it up.

The devil sed;

What's that?

Jesus sed; it's the truth.

Here, let me organize

sed the

Devil

Next day same place.  This time the Devil sees a dog

licking it's dick.  He sez;  ...damn, I wish I

could do that.

Jesus cautioned him.  I'd pet him first he looks

a little mean.

Two blondes on opposite sides of the river.

One yell's to the other

.....how do I get to the other side.

The other replies...

...silly!  Your already there.


Why did God invent alcohol ?
So drunks would have a chance at sex.