NO WIMMEN

In 1981 I was in Amsterdam.

I was living in an attic in a place

called

Bob's Youth Hostel

Which was really run by

Abdul the Fool

I was in an attic above the top floor

The stairs were a long skinny thing next to the wall.

All of these Dutch school girl crowds

were on the floor below.

One day I put a sign at the bottom of the

steps that sed:

NO WIMMEN ALLOWED

Within mins. one of the girls ran

up the steps and sed;

Why aren't wimmen allowed?

 There is nothing here.

I sed;  I'm here

She ran back down the steps