THOUGHTS

 I was standing in line at a food bank at a church.

 

The guy in front asked me if I believed in God?

 

No, I said.

 

He asked, then why are you here?

 

I believe in eating.

 

 

 

Someone asked me if I supported gay marriage.

 

when I told them no they accused me of being

homophobic

 

I told them,..I was born that way.

 

 

A woman accused me of being a mysogynist.

 

I told her I never massaged anybody

 

Another person said I was a racist. 

I told them I had never raced anybody.